realty distortion field

A field property financially ignorant, selling property owners emit.

Dr. Crom paid $200,000 on a house where the windows do not even meet the walls in South Park. Realty distortion field detected.

by Word of God Militia Legatus 1TTA1 January 17, 2008

Plow the field

The removal of hair at a females pubic area

Yeah i gotta go plow the field if u know what i mean

by Little yellows March 24, 2012

Gapping the field

Gapping the field refers to having a very intense and strong last hundred meter dash in a middle distance or long distance race. This term can only be used when someone is clearly picking up pace when coming down the last 200 meter or less during a race.

"Damn Chase and Noah are gapping the field in that 800 meter race."

by Jimmydean1996 May 19, 2016

grass on the field plays

A phrase meaning that as long as the girl or boy has begun growing pubic hair (grass on the field), then they are an acceptable person to have sex with (plays)- regardless of age.

Dude, your sister is looking hot lately!
Asshole! She's 10!
Hey, grass on the field plays.
You're sick man...

by Captain_G-Force February 28, 2018

Asshole Force Field

The force field developed in order to ward off corn husker, lifted truck driving, hillbilly assohole people. It does not appear from ones own asshole.

That dude required me to turn on my "asshole force field" because of his attitude.

by kdizzledeluxe June 14, 2018

pioneer in his field

Faux polite term for an old person.

“that girl’s client was a pioneer in his field”

by dauidh September 9, 2018

doing the field

when you don’t wanna talk to your boyfriend so you “go do the field”

gtg joe doing the field

by chinese chicken curry July 2, 2020