Fair snood

A slang alternative to saying “fair enough”.

Theodore: I’ve decided to become a neo nazi
Angus: Fair snood m’dude

by AngiTangi September 3, 2021

Financial Fair Play

Something that Manchester City totally hasn’t breached 115 times

We have 115 Financial fair play charges!!!
Stfu they don’t matter

by fordashy is gay June 27, 2023

jizz fair

A farmers market, for jizz. Local single men setup lizz huts on Tuesdays, where women can meet and determine DNA they want for their fetus. Once they find a suitable male sample, they barter for a bucket of fresh cream filling to shoot up their clamburger, at one of the many fertilization stations.

Meeting “Mr. Right” is overrated. I was thinking of heading to the jizz fair again. I'm just ready to get knocked up already.

by sci-isms March 23, 2024

Fair as a goat’s ass

A clear day or clean complexion.

(Most likely born of the observation that goats poop neat and dry little pellets, therefore leaving their back sides clear and clean.)

1. It’s fair as a goat’s ass outside today.

2. His/her skin is as fair as a goats ass.

by NorthOakCliffer March 18, 2021

Fair fucks

In any given situation, where it is totally legit to say «fuck it», a counterpart can state; «fair fucks..»

Me - «Fuck it, I’ll start on my paper tomorrow...»

My friend - «fair fucks...»

by TERMINATORm July 4, 2020

Lilith Faired

When a woman meets another woman at a festival. She falls in love with her and decides to U-Haul her upon meeting within the first 5-10mins. Love at first sight.

Another term for U-Haul Lesbian.

Daisy fell for Lilith upon meeting her at the festival. She had Lilith Faired her into moving in together shortly afterwards.

by This Gal Friday ❤️‍🔥 September 5, 2022

olp fair

The best fair that could ever possibly occur. After the Olp Fair, everyone goes crazy. Summer is on the horizon. The fair is filled with rides, some popular ones are Zipper and Gravatron. Everyone will tell you “Omg you know how many people have gotten tossed out of the zipper” but it never has happened. The Olp Fair is the best time of the year without a doubt. Everyone gets excited for it and everyone knows to bring their quarters for the infamous quarter game where no one ever wins.

DUDE THE OLP FAIR IS TOMORROW! SUMMER HERE WE COME

by New Providence Lover May 19, 2018