A FIFA-FAIL is the failure of the popular game FIFA (any version). The game FIFA has moments when the clearly trigger based programming produces bizarre results (examples include an enemy player standing in front of your golly, blocking his shoot, intercepting the ball, and probably scoring.)
Hey how did you win that game yesterday, I thought Brat was boss?
Dude, he totally had me, but wouldn't you know it, a FIFA-FAIL gave me a scoring opportunity!
Really, he didn't manage to score again?
He tried, but FIFA kept failing giving him offsides when he really wasn't.
WOW, SUCH AN EPIC FIFA-FAIL!!!!
Dude, he totally had me, but wouldn't you know it, a FIFA-FAIL gave me a scoring opportunity!
Really, he didn't manage to score again?
He tried, but FIFA kept failing giving him offsides when he really wasn't.
WOW, SUCH AN EPIC FIFA-FAIL!!!!
by Cyrus Halcyon March 31, 2011
Get the FIFA-FAILmug. A transport, form of transport, or metaphorical transport, than fails to produce any kind of useful output.
'OMFG That orc amour is a fail train!' - The amour of that orc has no useful function, and looks retarded
'I had to get on a first great western fail train' - i had to get on a train run by first great western that is unproductive, and late.
'Haha, your train fails, it's a fail train' - your transport tycoon train is costing you large sums of money, and can't reach any stations
'I had to get on a first great western fail train' - i had to get on a train run by first great western that is unproductive, and late.
'Haha, your train fails, it's a fail train' - your transport tycoon train is costing you large sums of money, and can't reach any stations
by John 'PJB' Bargman September 8, 2007
Get the fail trainmug. As Defined By Paul L. and Ryan S. (Definitely not Coop)
Based On Actual Events
The act of failing that effects multiple persons in a chain effect, whereas the fail is directed at one person but is applicable to surrounding bystanders
Based On Actual Events
The act of failing that effects multiple persons in a chain effect, whereas the fail is directed at one person but is applicable to surrounding bystanders
Ryan: "Hey guys, do you wanna go to the bar tonight? *pause* oh! thats right you guys aren't 21 wow! chain fail!!"
Group: "wow you're an ass"
Group: "wow you're an ass"
by failsquad April 12, 2008
Get the chain failmug. When you arrive home at sunday night and stress about the things you have to do for tomorrow such as an exam you had to learn for wich you didn't do earlier, because either your friends called you or there was an awesome party.
You're so tired that you fall asleep, and wake up seeing it's 7:00am. Assuming that you can sleep a little bit longer, you turn your alarm off.
You wake up slowly, you open your eyes slowly really slowly when you see the number 1 your eyes suddenly snap open! It's 1:00pm!! you screwed up.
You rush down to the bathroom, you have no time to shower but to wash your face, you probably leave without brushing your teeth and forgot your school I.D card at home. You arrive at school, man what a monday fail.
You're so tired that you fall asleep, and wake up seeing it's 7:00am. Assuming that you can sleep a little bit longer, you turn your alarm off.
You wake up slowly, you open your eyes slowly really slowly when you see the number 1 your eyes suddenly snap open! It's 1:00pm!! you screwed up.
You rush down to the bathroom, you have no time to shower but to wash your face, you probably leave without brushing your teeth and forgot your school I.D card at home. You arrive at school, man what a monday fail.
Lindsay: What's up with Josh, he smells and has a bad breath.. he doesn't look so well.
Ray: Obvious monday fail is obvious.
Ray: Obvious monday fail is obvious.
by Sachimaru! December 14, 2009
Get the Monday failmug. A failure of epic proportions.
by We Won Against Canada February 23, 2010
Get the Epic Failmug. A fail video is a video documenting an act of failure, often involving unexpected humiliation, embarrassment, pain, or self-ownage. Entertaining fail videos sometimes become viral videos or memes.
by null_device May 14, 2009
Get the fail videomug. Maria: Did you have fun at that party last night?
Josh: No, I had no back up in the strip poker, so I just didn't play.
Maria: That's a puss fail.
Josh: No, I had no back up in the strip poker, so I just didn't play.
Maria: That's a puss fail.
by kiiimbo January 9, 2009
Get the puss failmug.