fridgeon

A person who can't help checking what there is in the fridge to snack on, often someone else's fridge and always someone else's food or drink. Fridgeons can be identified in a room by the guilty look on their face when confronted by the angry owner of the consumables or their tendency to stop chewing when asked "what are you eating?"

I don't think you can blame the dog this time dear, not unless he's figured out how to use ziplock freezer bags and ring-pull cans - that has all the signs of a teenage "fridgeon".

by rippenburn May 12, 2024

Fridge

1.) Short for refrigerator

2.) The harm of a female character to progress the plot of a male protagonist.

3.) British Slang. Someone who has never been kissed

1.) The man put vegetables in the fridge.

2.) Wheel of Time turned Perrin Aybara's arc into a fridge trope.

3.) You are still a fridge? I've just been defridged.

by The terminanator May 22, 2024

Fridgerate

Putting an item in the fridge for the first time, as opposed to refrigerating something that was already in the fridge.

I fridgerated the berries that I harvested today

by Froggins June 23, 2024

Fridge

A slang insult used towards an obese individual that is shaped with similar geometries (and likely total mass) of a fridge.

“Okay fridge you’re the one that needs to buy two seats on an airplane”

by apex player 1 July 25, 2024

Fridge

The fat friend that cuts in when a dude is trying to smash a hottie.

The fridge always protects the snacks.

by Fishbone January 4, 2025

Fridge

The friend of a girl that you’re trying to rizz up who’s usually trying to keep her from talking to you. She’s usually on the larger and less attractive side.

Guy: Hey, you’re really pretty can I get your nu-
Fridge: Sorry she ain’t interested.
*They walk off*
Guy: Damn, the ugly-ass fridge always be protecting the snacks goddamn

by Cyberspaxz January 19, 2025

Fridge goblin

Yep, definitely a fridge goblin—a mysterious, snack-stealing, half-eaten-food-leaving creature that lurks in the shadows of your kitchen. It thrives on confusion and mild inconvenience, making sure your favorite treats are either mysteriously missing or returned in the most cursed way possible.

Step one: Set a trap.
Step two: Confront the goblin (or guilty roommate/sibling).
Step three: Demand justice.

Or just start writing your name on everything in the freezer like a survival tactic.

The fridge goblin ate half of my Creamsicle and put it back into the box with no rapper.

by I'm 100% your mom March 12, 2025