What you call someone who will fuck anything that exists. Examples are their own gender, a cat, a couch, and a microwave.
"Oh, I'm existencesexual*. I fuck my dishwasher daily."
*Super horny and will fuck anything in sight, including the air
*Super horny and will fuck anything in sight, including the air
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1. The effect of eating especially spicy food, as felt on one's anus when excreting 24-48 hrs later. 2. the aftereffects of any especially bowel-moving event in general, such as diarrhea or Indian food not spicy enough for the first definition.
The Thai place I hit for lunch and the Mexican one for dinner were awesome, but I am seriously dreading the exit wounds I'll have!!!!
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Existance Coach - a person that believes their advice should be passed on to others - no matter how bad.
One Whose advice doesn't help people to live - only merely exist.
A positively useless "influencer" who believes their way of life is beneficial to others despite the fact they may not have the same means. Thus encouraging them to live an existence beyond said means ultimately resulting in an unfulfilling existence.
Existance Coach - a person that believes their advice should be passed on to others - no matter how bad.
One Whose advice doesn't help people to live - only merely exist.
A positively useless "influencer" who believes their way of life is beneficial to others despite the fact they may not have the same means. Thus encouraging them to live an existence beyond said means ultimately resulting in an unfulfilling existence.
Holy shit, here comes Matt. That guy's been taking yoga for a week and suddenly he's an "existence coach."
Just yesterday, he told me to donate the car I have, drive a Tesla, and start eating impossible Whoppers everyday because my "chi" is out of alignment.
That mother fucker is worse than Prince Ea.
Just yesterday, he told me to donate the car I have, drive a Tesla, and start eating impossible Whoppers everyday because my "chi" is out of alignment.
That mother fucker is worse than Prince Ea.
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