To perform horrible, unspeakable acts, such as massacring ten underperforming 'fighting dogs' by means of hanging and drowning and then think you can get away with it because of your super star status. After you have actually taken one minute to truly understand what hanging or drowning a defenseless dog with your bare hands would be like, you will proceed to make a profit from this horrendous act, whilst retaining your sports star status and then getting caught by the authorities.
From here you will admit to these allegations, plead guilty and spend a minimum amount of time prison. You will leave prison, and return to your sports star status without anyone questioning the nightmarish acts you have committed in the past. You will then proceed to play the best sports you have ever played for a reputable and credible team, and be praised for your skills even though you used those very same hands to drain the last strain of life out of a fighting for life puppy.
After you die, you will hopefully go to some form of torturous hell, which will have its own private area reserved for you, because not even Lucifer himself could show you mercy for the things you did to those dogs.
From here you will admit to these allegations, plead guilty and spend a minimum amount of time prison. You will leave prison, and return to your sports star status without anyone questioning the nightmarish acts you have committed in the past. You will then proceed to play the best sports you have ever played for a reputable and credible team, and be praised for your skills even though you used those very same hands to drain the last strain of life out of a fighting for life puppy.
After you die, you will hopefully go to some form of torturous hell, which will have its own private area reserved for you, because not even Lucifer himself could show you mercy for the things you did to those dogs.
by Vengeful Puppy December 6, 2010
Get the Michael Vick'd 'emmug. Phrase used to lull a person into a false sense of attaining a desired thing and then having it taken away before the person takes possession.
*A kid is laying flat on broken ice and his comrades are looking for a way to help him. A grizzly old man, whose land the children are trespassing on pipes in with his advice:
"Alright, give 'em the stick."
Kids lean out to extend the stick to the wayward lad.
"DON'T GIVE 'EM THE STICK!!!"
The kid drowns.
*Fensler Films - G.I. Joe P.S.A
"Alright, give 'em the stick."
Kids lean out to extend the stick to the wayward lad.
"DON'T GIVE 'EM THE STICK!!!"
The kid drowns.
*Fensler Films - G.I. Joe P.S.A
by BrandoniusRex September 15, 2007
Get the Give 'em the stickmug. Term popularized by rapper “talk2embankroll” meaning when someone was talking tough before, but now their silent when they are losing
by Yuh Digg January 17, 2020
Get the Talk to em bankrollmug. A category of Red Zebra; someone who uses this phrase is emphasizing that they would prefer to return to their home instead of being there. Not to be confused with ' took em' to the zoo ' but rather it is a euphemism for a mild case of being home sick.
by 70RedZebra's February 28, 2022
Get the Send em' to the zoomug. by Pickle193 September 18, 2023
Get the ess em eychmug. "Saw Varsity's Horns Off" A verse from the Aggie War Hymn sung at Texas A&M Football Games, Midnight Yell Practice, other sports outings refers to defeating the Texas Longhorns, who use a Longhorn steer as their mascot. There is also a swaying motion that the crowd does where the row puts there arms around each other's backs and all sway left and right. The whole stadium does this during the End Of the Aggie War Hymn.
by Darth Baker July 11, 2017
Get the Saw Em' Offmug. by athena411 March 20, 2021
Get the Get ‘em upmug.