El Toolio

Where as Toolio is an ultimate Tool, El Toolio is the ultimate Toolio

Person 1 : You're a Tool
Person 2 : You're a Toolio
Person 3 : You're El Toolio
Person 4 : So's your ma

by Scryypy May 12, 2004

El Bitcho

A white washed way for someone who knows not a word of spanish to say "the bitch".

Otherwise, it means nothing. It is not the real way you say bitch in spanish.

StupidWhiteGirl1: "Oh my god! You are such a bitch!"

StupidWhiteGirl2: "Psh!...I am not a bitch I am El Bitcho!"

by Tacy Tay May 20, 2006

El Dangeroso

Drunk person out of control who flips over tables at random just because you say "you wont." Subject tends to black out ALOT and drink many many many shots of jager a night.

Did anyone see El Dangeroso last night, she got caught throwing up in her dishwasher than trying to washer her underwear in it afterwards.

by dbh September 6, 2003

el gato

The worst fucking publication on the face of this earth. A class run by a bunch of Nazis including one named Dan. It truly is a bullshit class and shitty newspaper

If it weren't for college, I would have never joined El Gato.

by Mike Farb April 6, 2005

[El Salvapino]

A mix from being El Salvadorian and Filipino. People who use smart words, such as "unnecessary, unfortunately, assertive, intense and indeed"

Natalie and Jennilyn are El Salvapino Twins because we telepathically talk to eachother.

by jennilynmae February 23, 2009

El Mexicano

The commonly termed phrase used to explain a fukkin head fuk like you have never experianced. El Mexicano is the juice of a mexican cactus dried up, and is smoked under an intense flame to give you a high similar to acid.. Well worth it...

"Lets go see the mexican" - Lets get Hiiiiigh
"Me amigo el mexicano" - We are going to get High!
"Beazy! Dont Bogart the Mexican" - Hook a brother up

by Paddles April 13, 2005

EL Crossley

Shittiest school in the niagara region, children are forced to do hard labour, and only eat gruel at lunch time.

El Crossley really sucks

by Big Pete January 12, 2005