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Crunkle Dunk

The dipping of sweaty wet balls, in another mans gaping ass hole. This is done repeatedly, so It makes a sloshing wet slurping noise.
Hey Mat, yesterday I gave Tod a Crunkle Dunk, his asshole is still sopping wet from my sweaty balls.
by Strikegold August 23, 2021
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The Dunk

A technique where you dunk your sexual partners head under the water in a lukewarm bath whilst you are fucking them from behind and hold them in that position for a short duration.
Veronica came over last night and wanted to try something a little kinky, so I told her to run the bath and I would show her “the dunk”
by SammySammyG June 21, 2021
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Gettin' Dunked

A euphemism for someone's progression toward drunkenness, much like getting "wasted," "hammered," "plastered," or "sloshed."

Especially appropriate for ballers, or in sports bar scenarios.
"Dude, I'm gonna take some shots. GETTIN' DUNKED!"
"Get dunked, bro!"
by Fistpump Snowbear September 20, 2012
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Swiss dunk

The act of sitting balls naked on the toilet while taking a shit and swigging some fine beer. Designated "Swiss" for the exquisite cocoa products comin' out yer bungbungbung.
GIRL: "Where's Francis? We gotta get to the concert?"

GUY: "Bastard's still at home havin' himself a Swiss dunk."

GIRL: "Ewwwwww... what kinda beer does he drink?"

GUY: "A lot of German beers."

GIRL: "That would figure. Now every time I see a German beer, I'm going to think of sloppy, drunk asshole."
by Abdallah Price October 19, 2012
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Mushroom Dunk

An act of workplace sabotage involving the act of dipping one's penis into a pot of room temperature coffee and leaving it out for others to drink.
Pat: Don't drink the coffee in the garage if it's not fresh.

Shelly: How come?

Pat: Because the supply techs probably messed wirth it.

Mike: If it's cold then they probably did a mushroom Dunk in it.
by Clyde Barstow October 26, 2012
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Badunka Dunk

When a heavy ass women decides to sit in your damn lap by surprise.
Heavy ass woman with sed "Badunka Dunk" sits down.

Reciever gasps for air.
by aBarkingDawg January 25, 2012
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Kung fu dunk

A ridiculous Chinese movie about a kung fu warrior who plays basketball. Stars Jay Chou.
by GallifreyDude August 13, 2012
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