Doctor

A person who kills your ills with pills, and then kills you with bills

Doctor: I kill your ill with pill and then kill you with bill

by IcyLightning February 5, 2020

Doctor Montraezius

The flyiest nigga out there bruh. This guy pulls hoes on the spot. I'm talking about dripping faucet on sight these hoes getting wet wet.

Paul : Yo who is that pansy looking guy?

Lightskin Dude : Pansy?? Nigga that's Doctor Montraezius!!

by CharlieDarlie April 19, 2023

Alleyway Doctor

An Alleyway doctor is a doctor that gives slightly questionable advice and is overall an unreliable figure.

They are typically embedded in British culture and associated with drug dealers.

"Dude you went to an alleyway doctor, no sane Doctor prescribes psilocybin mushrooms for insomnia."

by Han from myspace February 16, 2023

Doctor Peddle

An African-American/Black individual who is notably a gay man/homosexual and sells drugs but usually always gets robbed. Doctor Peddlers usually have Low Potency Marijuana(Bush Chronic) which is one of the main reasons they get punked, other then the fact they are noticably gay through the way they talk.

Let's punk that doctor peddle muthafucka on the corner that we punked yesterday

by RCaine January 27, 2011

Standard Fetal Medicine For A Monochromatic Pamper Fondle (Doctor): The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Standard Fetal Medicine For A Monochromatic Pamper Fondle (Doctor): The First Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 9, 2025

Doctor flake

Someome who has 8 years experience in flaking

Jacob knight is the perfect example of a Doctor flake

by Seadevil god August 5, 2018

auto-doctor

Slang term for a mechanic.

Charles had to take his dodge to the auto-doctor at least 3 times a year to get the transmission fixed until he finally bought a Toyota.

by I702Maverick93 July 5, 2016