Dead Joke

A joke that doesn’t bang.

Usually told by people called Miles.

Miles: Tells a joke

Anyone he ever talks to: “Miles, that was a dead joke.”

by Fallis February 27, 2019

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Grateful Dead

Only the COOLEST rock band ever to grace the face of the earth. Forever Jerry. ROCK ON BOB!

Hippie #1: I am going to see the Grateful Dead in concert soon.
Hippie #2: Cool can I go?
Hippie #1: Sure.
Hippie #2: Let's get stoned!
Hippie #1: At the concert!

by deadhead May 31, 2004

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One of the most innovative and entertaining horror films ever made. Directed by acclaimed director Sam Raimi in 1981, this movie has accumulated an army of fans over the years. This film goes to show you that not only do they not "make em' like they used to" but directors don't need fancy effects and a multimillion dollar budget to make a quality film. If you are into zombie movies, or are a horror movie buff, or have always wanted to see a woman raped by a tree this movie is right up your alley.

Horror movies today are nothing compared to classics like Evil Dead

by Duke Henry January 9, 2009

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dead children

Comedy Gold! Genius!

Hey look at all those dead children

by Biblo February 14, 2005

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Dead penguin

"Dead penguin" is a term used to describe someone stranded in a problem.

"He's a "dead penguin"..."

by 2cheeks1hole July 2, 2019

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Dead inside

To be completely dead and rotting inside mentally, in such a level that you can't handle even seeing the light of day without having a mini seizure because your whole entitlement broke like a grandmas back because your unimportant to this vast lonely stupid world

I feel "Dead inside" today, I think I slept on my left side.

by whyareyouonadickshanitsaary January 19, 2021

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