groony dringa

A goofy lookin fool, also known as a groony dringa. Variation of goon and dingus.

You’re a groony dringa. Stop acting like a groony dringa.

by Turbo_zoom September 27, 2019

jocelyn darling

Jocelyn Darling is a white girl that is too shy to admit to loving cock. She is quiet and innocent in class/work but when she gets home she will masturbate all day long and never stop. She is constantly asking guys for nudes and loves to have sex. She has 5 dildos under her bed and will protect them at any costs.

OMG JOCELYN DARLING HAS SO MANY DILDOS! I EVEN USED ONE WHEN WE HAD A SLEEP OVER!!!

by Joe the gangster November 30, 2019

Cmon darling 🍬

A word a boy would say when talking to a girl in a flirty way .

Her : wife me ?
Him :cmon darling 🍬

by Fay1256 February 24, 2020

me during covid

definition: bored and dumb when covid is a thing. for those of you reading this in the future, IM REALLY BORED PLEASE HELP ME!!

definition: me during covid
example:
random person: whats up
me: it's magically delicious
random: what's wrong with you?
me: anything and everything
random: oh...
me: ...
random: I'm just gonna leave
me: can i get a HOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIII YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by basically emo cole May 10, 2021

Jimmy Darling

Seggsy mf. Jimmy MY Darling is Evan Peters' most criminally under appreciated AHS character (with the exception of maybe Mr Gallant. This mf has hands like lobsters, therefor he's incapable of doing simple and certainly vital things nevermind after he gets the ducking things removed. Firstly he can't even take a piss by himself and as you can probably imagine from the previous statement he "can't jack off for shit!" this is a truly heartbreaking statement. And for some strange reason they make him perform come as you are by Nirvana. Kurt Cobain (also a seggsy mf) didn't write this song until the 1990's, near enough 40 years after the time period that this specific freakshow is set in. Bu at the same time this took me a shockingly short amount of time to get over as it is a Ryan Murphy show after all so wtf was i excpecting? What did you expect? Do better next time.To this day I still believe that they should've made Jimmy play the guitar during this scene. Why? Because it'd honestly be hilarious to watch.

"who's your favourite ahs character??"
"jimmy darling"
WHAT A LEGEND!!

by americanhorrorstorybarbie July 29, 2021

e-dating

maybe you like someone on the internet and want to date them? then you fucking have esex and you connection fails casuing you not to talk TO THEM FOR THE NEXT 6 YEARS, or they just get bitches irl and leave you alone.

''I love e-dating because girls irl will not show me any affection so i can catfish online!''

by ccfvr August 21, 2021

Shigarakis.darling

She is so sweet! She's the best big sister ever and I love her so so much!!!!!! And she listens to me when I talk about my interests.

She always posts sad videos when I go to sleep

"Wake up!!! Shigarakis.darling posted again!!! "
"Is it another sad video? :("

by Berry lovesu December 21, 2021