Sarky Dave

A conjuction of the word Sarky, an individual unable to recognise the sarcastic undertones of anothers voice, and Dave, a name often associated with slow dim-whitted idiots. A Sarky Dave would undoubtedly have been walked around on a lesh as a child.

Froslim- yo check out da kid on dat lesh he be weirdin me out

Expert- that child will undoubtedly grow into a Sarky Dave. Parasites.

"Hey Dave your lyrics are really good"- a Sarky Dave will never understand this sarcasm, ever.

by Alicbaker December 08, 2011

Dave Loll

One who's penis is so large it makes you nervous and you laugh out loud literally.

I tried to keep a straight face, but when he dropped his pants he was a Dave Loll!

by hroswitha May 16, 2011

ingersoll dave

An absolute pipe laying beast. Ingersoll Dave's are hairy and you'll love it.

My girlfriend wasn't in the mood so we browsed an Ingersoll Dave's Facebook. It's about to go down.

by BadenNurse June 23, 2021

dave munday

Crazy mf who went over the niagra falls in a barrel

Dave Munday is a crazy mf.

by The Fattest Kid January 14, 2015

Dave's Law

That no matter where or when you go to a library, you will automatically have had an overdue book and owe a hefty fine.

Sorry I can't pay for McDonald's, I had to pay the library who totally Dave's Lawed me.

by A BLT. August 30, 2011

Big Dave

A badass motherfucker with a sledgehammer dick who don't take no shit! Whatever you need Big Dave's got it! If it's fucked up Big Dave will make it right or you WILL ACCEPT IT the way it is because Big Dave has declared THIS is how it shall be!

Dude! Did you do that?
No,Big Dave did it. Badass huh?
Hell yeah! How is Big Dave such a badass motherfucker?
I don't know bro...he just is!

by Megustagrandegato July 23, 2022

Default Dave

When you get out of the shower and your hair settles down and looks basic like some guy named Dave.

Person 1- Wow your hair is so soft and fluffy
Person 2- Yeah but I definitely look like Default Dave right now

by sickeroni inventor January 26, 2023