100% that Aussie brand you're always bored-scrolling and have 52 items in your cart. IYKYK. Somehow every mall trip ends up here and you're rifling through the graphic tees (decisions, decisions), trying jeans you already have (but in a different wash), another pair of leggings (these have pockets though), and playing with the accessories (is this the new me?). Suddenly you're thirsty, but it's okay cos you can grab a chilled water (and support the Cotton On Foundation!). At the checkout, you get 5 tote bags, cos you can't decide on one. And then you're really * done * with IRL shopping (for like 2 weeks). So you go back to scrolling again.
by @CottonOn November 24, 2021
Get the Cotton Onmug. by CosmicDragon August 5, 2016
Get the Crotch Cottonmug. The left over balled up pieces of toilet paper around the anus and/or vagina after a woman or male wipes.
Brian how did it go last night?
Response: “Well when I went down on her to Toss her Salad, all I got was a mouth full of Cotton Candy!”
By Schmiddy22 June 11, 2022
Response: “Well when I went down on her to Toss her Salad, all I got was a mouth full of Cotton Candy!”
By Schmiddy22 June 11, 2022
by Schmiddy22 June 11, 2022
Get the Cotton Candymug. by Photek AKA bitch January 27, 2015
Get the cotton princemug. by Momo72097 April 23, 2024
Get the cotton cancermug. by SylviaAHHA. November 7, 2007
Get the Cotton Candy Memug. The act in which one cups his or her fart, cup cake , and then hits someone nearby in the eye, resulting in a black eye, and pink eye. The blue from the black eye, and the pink from the eye infection, creates a nice color combination that is commonly found in cotton candy.
by MasonYeBoi May 29, 2018
Get the Cotton Candymug.