Cotton-Headed Ninny Muggins

A complete moron that can't do anything or hardly anything right.

Bud is one of the dumbest persons to have ever existed, he is a prime example of a cotton-headed ninny muggins.

by PhoenixGamer34 December 24, 2021

purple cotton weed

something that will fuck you up.

purple cotton weed fucked me in the ass

by dickmedown 6969 December 27, 2017

Cotton throat

When your throat gets too dry to swallow from smoking too much marijuana.

"Dude I need some water, I have cotton throat!

by Purpl2lup May 03, 2019

Fw cotton

Fwcotton is a man on tiktok who gets all the bitches unlike fwclip with peak editing skills and has a record of 5000Ws and 0Ls unlike fwclip who is a complete opposite fwcotton a Chad with huge muscles

Fw cotton is my daddy

by Fw cotton is my daddy May 04, 2022

cooch cotton

100% cotton underwear. Preferably from Victoria Secret

Person A: Hey Are you wearing Cooch Cotton
Person B: Nah I'm going Au Naturale

by TheLittleGinger December 17, 2016

Ms Cotton

A strict ass teacher who will get you in trouble for the stupidist and simplist reason ever, she will call your parents for a dumb reason why your in detention right now.

BRUH! Ms Cotton got me in trouble for opening my backpack!?!

by Hadrian February 06, 2023

Cotton Tail

A cum fart bubble. Usually expelled after four or more consecutive ejaculations have been received in the anus.

Mat had a proper cotton tail after his romp with the bros.

by Climpy April 01, 2023