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Slam Closet

Where you take a shit so massive that is can be described as slamming the toilet.
"What did you eat Dude, your Slam Closet smells like pumpkins and garbage!"
by Jut36 October 29, 2009
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Eye Corset

slang for a woman who's had too many facelifts and her eyes are pulled back like an Egyptian cat. When viewed from the front, it appears there is a corset behind her head that has been made too snug.

This came about while watching Susan Lucci's most recent infomercial on face cream. I said, it looks like she has an Eye Corset! Her eyes were so taut they couldn't even close- like an Egyptian Hieroglyph!
Usage: Check out that "Eye Corset!".
by outlawmonk April 15, 2011
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drugs' closet

A closet or small space secretly (or not so secretly) used solely for doing recreational drugs
"Meet me in the drugs' closet in 5"
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Camp Comet

Camp Comet is a roleplay server on an app known as Discord. On the outside, it seems like a harmless roleplay with lots of interesting people! Once you join, however...

It’s a completely different story.

There are so many random people on this server, including some dude who gets hard whenever he’s put on the server’s “starboard”

It’s all okay tho, sense you can hug people!

There’s also magic.

Lots and lots of magical shenanigans.

Each category of magic is based on a different planet of the solar system! From the Sun’s light magic to the Moon’s shadow magic, and everything in between!

We hope you come check out our roleplay server’s unlimited randomness!
“Dude, have you been on Camp Comet yet?”
“Yes, in fact, I have!”
Did you like it?”
“No, I left immediately. To weird for me!”
by Cinnamon256 March 28, 2019
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mr cosentino

Me:That teachers an asshole
Friend:Yeah he's a real mr cosentino
by Dig bick big prick March 26, 2020
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Hoe Closet

A closet full of clothes that other people (mainly parents) don’t know you own.
“Dude I have a hoe closet full for when I go full hoe mode.”
by extended broom handle June 18, 2020
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KARLKOZZI COMET

Definition

When a person or persons want to share faecal matter/turds/shit/poo with each other, stretching ones arsehole wide enough to be able to fire a shitpedo from one arse to another with minimal effort
Hi there brad would you like to come over for a party with me and my friends. There will be an abundance of fun for all after the finger buffet and cocktails.

Brad, yes sure this sounds fun will I be getting the KARLKOZZI COMET fired into my stretched arsehole at high speed ohh I hope I don’t choke.

And I hope my leather cheerio will stretch wide enough for the brown phallus be be re-homed.

Wow what a party.
by MR-SIKERFRITZ December 24, 2022
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