Corporate streamlining

The act of lowering product quality, raising the price, & wondering why profits are plummeting.

With all this corporate streamlining, we SHOULD be making more money than ever, but we're not...

...probably because of millennials.

by student159 December 5, 2021

million dollar corporation

Describes someone who is amazing.

I'm a fuckn million dollar corporation man!

by ChalooMaloo December 5, 2021

Nova Corporation

Lego corporation with a mass amount of resources. Consists of all males without any women in sight. Has edgy kids named the Department of Operations.

Hey, did you see the awesome group Nova Corporation?

Nah, I got banned for blowing up a random bookshelf.

by tfkcrkk February 19, 2024

Corporate Catfishing

When a person uses an excessively old picture and uses filters too much to hide their actual age in work programs like MS Teams

You see Lisa on the call yesterday? Actually using the filter to look like she isn't 50 years old? She is totally corporate catfishing the team.

by charlie456789 March 22, 2024

corporate weapon

A slick, savvy individual who possesses the cunning and prowess to navigate the cutthroat world of business. The deadliest tool in the boardroom arsenal.

"Hey, did you hear about Sam? He is like a mad dog off the leash."
"Yeah, I did. I heard he's a corporate weapon."

by TheKillerFish March 25, 2024

Corporate Kardashian

Corp. Kardashian is window dressing on a toxic coworker. On camera, they try to be perfect and say what leadership wants to hear. Off camera, they rarely practice what they preach and play the victim when called out.

Janice totally Corporate Kardashian'd our call today. She's never proactively partnered in her life.

by adultingpoorly January 15, 2026

Corporate slop bowl

A new buzzword tiktokers made up that refers to meals served in bowls (eg. salads, burrito bowls, etc.) that are typically consumed by those in white collar positions on their lunch break. Places that serve these so-called “corporate slop bowls” include restaurants like Chipotle, Cava, Sweetgreen, etc.

Person 1: I went to Chipotle for lunch and had a burrito bowl
Person 2: omg bro literal corporate slop bowl

by elchia711 January 20, 2026