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colorado blowjob 

while driving with shorts in a doorless jeep wrangler going west on a hot sunny day , one must put their leg out the door and let the crisp wind blow up into their shorts. this causes the fine colorado breeze to caress one's man satchel giving a pleasurable rocky mountain experience.
"hey jeff, i got a colorado blowjob from my jeep yesterday!"
"oh kareoka"

chloroform 

Best way to pick up girls. You can then drag them to your windowless black van.
Excuse me, miss, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
chloroform by Liquidus March 1, 2005

Sodium chloride 

The chemical name for table salt. consists of a Sodium atom and 1 Chlorine atom ionically bonded.
I put sodium chloride on my dinner.
Sodium chloride by 5'1"Racer November 7, 2005

colorguard 

an intense sport for girls and guys who's gpa and sat scores are too high to be cheerleaders.

"C-H-E-E-R-L-E-A-D-E-R-S! CHEERLEADERS CHEERLEADERS CHEERLEADERS!"< THE BAND

"B-A-N-D! BAND BAND BAND!"<CHEERLEADERS

"Why don't they spell out marching band?"< colorguard member

"too long for them." colorguard member 2

Chloroform Punch 

The act of soaking one's hand in chloroform, and then punching someone in the face. The end result will be the person is either knocked unconscious from the chloroform or the punch to the face.
I knew she wasn't going to say 'yes' if I asked her to Prom, so I just chloroform punched her and dragged her there.
A "ship" formed in the roleplay "Ashwick Grove". By definition, Caloria is happiness. They are a couple made up of a boy and a girl, Cale and Tori. They met at a bar, and they fell in love. Caloria brings happiness into the lives of whoever reads their cuteness. It is inevitable that you will love them.
Not that they were at Caloria standard of closeness of anything, but still closer.

Caloria = the epitome of all things adorable.
Caloria by erinthebeastly November 5, 2011