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colorado gear grinder

When the person driving a manual . Is *getting down on the passengers popsicle* while the passenger shifts gears an steers.
Officer 1: I don't think they where drunk officer 2. I think she was just giving a Colorado gear grinder.
Officer 2: They probably would of been better off drinking.
by Flowstrider April 20, 2018
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colorado granola

Brought on by the cannabis movement; colorado granola i.e hippie, flower child, peace, zen...think woodstock.
Mantiou colorado is sure filled with a lot of Colorado granola.
by Colorado_Granola_420 April 20, 2018
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Coleman Stove

When you drive into the woods, tie someone up to the car roof, and have a "camping trip." (Bang then on the top of the car)
Dude, I just totally Coleman Stoved your wife last weekend on that Yellowstone trip
by Armandoman12 November 27, 2017
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colorado coffee

A sexual act were a man inserts pre-roasted coffee beans into a women's Anus. The coffee beans are then passed from the women's Anus. The man uses the shitty coffee beans to brew a cup of black filter coffee. The man then

ejulates into the black coffee leaving a residue reminiscent of 2% milk. The couple then drink the coffee between them.
Had a one night stand with this slut last night. Had no coffee the next morning so had to make do with a colorado coffee.
by Theyoungwolf43 December 4, 2017
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coleman gilbert

A loathesome type of creature. Vomits, shits and pisses like a 12 yr old dog. Lover of cocaine, duster/cool whip and most muscle relaxers.
Man I got shit canned like Coleman Gilbert last night ...

I’m thinking of throwing up on purpose like Coleman Gilbert
by Raleighboy UNC12 April 22, 2018
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Colorado Basil

Yo man, sprinkle some Colorado basil on those cookies.
by Lao shaeing May 3, 2018
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Colorado Rooster

When you carve a hole in the bus seat leading to the person in front of you, then put your dick in the hole to poke them in the back.
"Yo did you hear that Kathy got hit by Jared's colorado rooster earlier today?"
"Yeah dude apparently she broke his dick while it was in there"
by GoofyNooba January 14, 2018
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