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cod prod

a manhood so long and slender that it can merely prod salmon canyon - no complete penetration
all his cod prod could do was poke around in salmon canyon - i'm remarkably unsatisfied.
by k-tips and s-tips June 3, 2006
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Cod

1. Cod is the common name for the demersal fish genus Gadus, belonging to the family Gadidae. Cod is also used as part of the common name for a number of other fish species, and one species that belongs to genus Gadus is commonly not called cod, but we still call it that.
2. Short term for saying, "Call of duty."
Degenerate: "Yo man let's play some COD."
Average White Boy: "Dad, let's go fishing for some Cod."
by SlongMAn January 29, 2021
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Cock of Disappointment (Cod)

Description: Antonym – opposite of CoPD.
• Parameters:
o Opposite response from female who has experienced CoPD.
o Missing one (1) or more of the CoPD triad which consists of the following:
 Length
 Girth
 And, incredible natural; albeit almost brutal; stamina.
• Hours of duration – when you can honestly say you have five (5) or more hours of orgasm delivering stamina.
o Premature ejaculators.
o If the female has not had at least ten (10) vaginal, anal, clitoral, or combined orgasms.
o Disparaging remarks from the female:
 “Where is it?”
 “Are you in?”
 “Seriously?!”
 “Oh HELL no!”
 “What do you mean you’re done?”
Once you have had Cock of Pelvic Destruction (CoPD), you will never want a Cock of Disappointment (Cod) again.
by General Buck Turgidson September 24, 2017
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cod mobile ranked

A game mode in codm that’s sadly always crawling with sweats making it so difficult it feels illegal. Like instagram being full of ai shite. Or New York being a rat paradise.
cod mobile ranked has as many sweats as instagram has AI junk and New York has rats.
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cod taco

A vagina of a certain age- senior
Lad she had a proper cod taco

She's got a face like a cod taco
by mmmmmmaybeeee May 6, 2016
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Wallop of Cod

Tale of extreme fabrication, culprits are usually baked.
Bruv that's codswallop!

Nah bruv, that was a Wallop of Cod!
by Fatheroftitan November 11, 2017
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Electrocuting the Cod

When you zap/shock your dick at high voltages. This is a type of cock and ball torture
John was Electrocuting the Cod too hard last night and now he's in the hospital
by koreond3432 April 23, 2023
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