Texas Chilibowl

Something shoved forcefully up the rectum that involves a bowl of chili, a telephone, and a hundred feet of live wire.

Doctor: Son, what the fuck is that sticking out your ass?
Patient: (in pain) a Texas Chilibowl, sir.
Doctor: (shouts) Jim, we have another one!

by Adum50 March 19, 2010

chili dog

when a man shits on a girls chest and then titty fucks her

im gonna give you a chili dog baby!!!

by Alan September 29, 2003

chili dog

poo poo
on the wee wee
after sodomy

I went Sadam Hussein on Gomer Pyle's ass, and he gave me a chili dog. And then he ate it!

by Rock Hudson July 8, 2006

Mexican Chili Dog

Dropping a deuce while having sex then having a dog eat it off of you while your still fucking.

1. Dude I heard last nite when Alex was fucking that whore he had a Mexican Chili Dog again! I guess her dogs cleaned up his shit in like 30 seconds and he loved it.

2. I can't wait to go over to her house, she has a bunch of dogs, hopefully I can get a nice Mexican Chili Dog!

3. Yesterday when I was getting a Mexican Chili Dog, the dog bit my balls and it fucking hurt!

by Frank the Tank 250 March 27, 2010

Red Hot Chili Peppers

Okay, someone needs to fucking tell me why everybody loves the Red Hot Chili Peppers. They are stupid, stupid, stupid. They are actually a rip-off of a great alt-band, Faith No More. Listen to their song, "Epic" and then any Peppers song you'll see that it's the same. And by the way, if you happen to see the Chili Peppers, tell them to stop doing songs about sex. it's getting old! They can make music for a porn movie if they love sex so much. Green Day, Blink 182, Incubus, Linkin Park, and of course the Peppers are horrible excuses for rock. In fact, it's not even rock--it's sellout!!!!!!!

Customer: I would like a good CD

Employee: How about this Peppers CD

Customer: Fuck the peppers!

by I Hate Conformists April 19, 2005

Cauliflower Biff

A women Rugby players fanny

John: god mate, I fucked a that bird last night.

Tony: Whats her biff like?

John:Cauliflower mate, cauliflower.

by DizzleDazzle June 13, 2005

chili pepper bumsex

Using chilli peppers on one's penis and/or anus and then engaging in anal sex. Chili peppers increase stimulation of the anus and penis.

We really kicked up our sexlife since we started having chili pepper bumsex!

by Humous-ass September 15, 2009