Christopher blackmon

What you call a gay guy who keeps it in the family

My uncle keeps trying to do the Christopher blackmon and I'm not ok with it

by Big dick ashley October 16, 2025

Giovanni Christopher W.

LOML. Total g
best guy ever
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copped the best one
fuckin love this dopey guy
always really sweet, knows just what to say and do to make things better, super funny, husband material.

"Giovanni Christopher W., the perfect guy."

by aliasv3nus February 6, 2021

Christopher

Christ-bearer, the one person who can bring your spirit up when you are down. He is tall and strong. You can talk to him and never get bored of it. They are funny, smart, and everything else you could ask for. If you find a Christopher keep them close and never let them go.

Person1: Hey have you seen Christopher
Person2: Ya how could I not he is in the gym doing 400 on bench-press

by The_1_true_MEATBALL December 26, 2020

Christopher

A kid who doesn't really bring much to the table and is known for having an enormous forehead

Person 1:"Hey can I see the photos from yesterday?" Person 2:"you can't see anything Christopher's forehead glare blined the lens." Person 1"should've saw that coming"

by Why di you want to know? November 23, 2021

Christopher bass

His hands are salty and he has a fishy willy

Yo Christopher bass get yo stanky penis out my mouth

by Ethansbigpenis August 7, 2022

christophe sanchez

a mexican rappist

Christophe Sanchez rapped my girl

by nicolass pooping on the go June 8, 2010

Christoph

Christoph is the love of my life, I would give everything up if that means that i can be with him , the moment I saw his beautiful blue eyes and his beautiful smile i was in love . I love looking at him when he drinks a beer because his cheeks are getting red. I prayed for someone like this everyday, thank you god for such a nice,beautiful,sexy and loving person. The attention he gives me, the compliments, the orgasm everything on him is perfect, i want it to stay like this for ever and if i could give you an advice i would tell you to find someone like Christoph❤️

A: who is that sexy guy over there?
B:That’s Christoph but he has a girl already sorry.
A: That sucks, igtg search for another Christoph,Bye.

by daria6969696969 November 21, 2024