A basic white boy with special needs a lot of money and is a mamas boy, a good friend at times , acts gay but likes pussy, and is a hipocrite at times
by alexxa3245 May 5, 2017
Get the christopher jarodmug. Usually a nice guy with a nice smile, but although he looks sexy he is very gay. He likes getting his little hole opened by a very enormous cocks. He enjoys hoping on top and giving the best fuck in your life.
by MarlonC April 25, 2025
Get the Christophermug. This mf breaks the Richter Scale with every step. The only test he's ever passed has been the body mass index, scoring a 97. Good thing no women knows of his existence to get him off of discord. In the streets of discord his nickname is "Cheeseball" because that's what he currently is eating (what a fat fuck). We try not to joke around with him too much because he has autism, yet he still says the n word in chat. He's called his sister hot, what else do we describe this whale of a human, but at least a whale is over 5 ft. tall.
by ChristopherIsObese101 November 20, 2022
Get the Christopher SoFatmug. he is the hottest and sexiest man alive, the best mobile fortnite player to ever grace this earth. jr is ass compared to him. esteban wants to suck him but he is taken. esteban committed suicide after that. in his prime he was better at soccer than ronaldo and messi combined. rachel and nana are very jealous because chris is going to be rich and they will live on the streets where they belong. jose has a crush on rachel tho.
by Hdhdbdhrbr May 24, 2022
Get the christopher francomug. Similar to a pearl necklace but given to you as a child by your dad or uncle.
You were thrilled at the attention it brought you but you feel shame, just like Catholicism taught you.
You were thrilled at the attention it brought you but you feel shame, just like Catholicism taught you.
Everytime he unhooked the chain, he remembered clearly, the smells of his drunken father's breath as he gave him his first St. Christopher's Necklace
by Gabe Dertz May 19, 2021
Get the St. Christopher's Necklacemug. by Big dick ashley October 16, 2025
Get the Christopher blackmonmug. by Watchingforredflags December 18, 2022
Get the Christopher Flattmug.