The best person on the planet, tall with even higher IQ and massive dick. Flippin sexy, great kisser and better fucker
by Be friends with Christophe December 9, 2021
Get the Christophemug. When you staple your balls to a Christmas tree in an old folk’s home and shout “CHRISTMAS IS COMING” every 25 minutes
Named after the legendary Christopher Forde
Named after the legendary Christopher Forde
by fhddhffjdfh November 20, 2024
Get the Dirty Christophermug. Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Christopher "Velveeta" Reeves: The First Juvenile Release.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Christopher "Velveeta" Reeves: The First Juvenile Release.
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025
Get the Christopher "Velveeta" Reeves: The First Juvenile Release.mug. Can be used as a pronoun to describe an avid dancer, someone with a bizarre obsession for 'How You Like Me Now?' by 'The Heavy' or someone who knows facts about the flight pattern of a Bumblebee.
Skip: *dances*
Skip: "How you like me now?"
Shannon: "You're such a Christopher Livingstone Eubank."
Skip: "How you like me now?"
Shannon: "You're such a Christopher Livingstone Eubank."
by LivingstoneEubank November 13, 2019
Get the Christopher Livingstone Eubankmug. by gorillasinatree November 28, 2021
Get the Christophermug. 
There are probably thousands of Christopher Rogers. They are all probably from the United States too. I don’t know but the last name Rogers seems like a very typical American last name. Anyways… A Chris rogers is a bit of a fucken retard at times. He is almost always squeezing in little sarcastic jokes into conversations where ever he can and the majority of them relate to his little shlong. A Christopher Rogers is one of those people that confuses you at times and ends up confusing himself too. He can’t fucking type for shit but the sound of his voice makes up for it anyways. Just like any Chris a Chris Rogers can carry a conversation for well over an hour and can tell a story in so much detail when you think about it, it feels like it is one of your own memories. A Christopher Rogers doesn’t like to lie or doesn’t like spiders. He likes Brussels sprouts with butter and music that is too fast. He for some reason calls a Ute a “truck” and wears shoes in the house. A Christopher Rogers will have a happy ending no matter how bad he thinks his luck is. He will be satisfied with what he has got in the end and the struggles he faced will have been worth it in the end. I know a Christopher Rogers and I love mine.
Person A: “Have you ever met a Chris?”
Person B: “bruh… only about a dozen”
Person A: “What about a Christopher Rogers?”
Person B: “uh… no?”
Person A: “ha! Unlucky”
Person B: “bruh… only about a dozen”
Person A: “What about a Christopher Rogers?”
Person B: “uh… no?”
Person A: “ha! Unlucky”
by _Nevermind June 27, 2024
Get the Christopher Rogersmug.