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carrot farm

A Carrot Farm is a bed of dicks.
She wanted to lie down on a Carrot Farm but there wasn't many people there
by Tacooooooooo June 16, 2017
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Baby Carrot Dick

A term for the penis of a red-headed male.
Matt is for sure rocking a baby carrot dick.
by Moosedog5 April 14, 2022
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Purple carrot marinara

To tie ones penis or clitoris up with a string until it turns purplish and taking a cheese grater to it till it creates a "sauce".
Different sides of the cheese grater for different consistency, season for added flavor and serve on your favorite dish or face.
Purple carrot marinara sauce: fresh made

Johnny wanted to make his home made dish for Sarah but didn't have spice for his purple carrot marinara.
by Istabu2day April 6, 2022
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Farting Carrots

by Alauahio March 17, 2023
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Golden carrot

When a someone drinks carrot juice and then pisses on somebody in a sexual manner.
Why did you come here? Why did you look up golden carrot?
by Benkin50 August 2, 2021
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<.7.9.7.6.>Your Father Talks So Much In <&>AndA<&>Out Of Her Mouth That, I, Angel Jose Robles Thought That The Father Swallowed A Carrot<.7.9.7.6.>
mugGet the <.7.9.7.6.>Your Father Talks So Much In <&>AndA<&>Out Of Her Mouth That, I, Angel Jose Robles Thought That The Father Swallowed A Carrot<.7.9.7.6.>mug.

Baby Carrot

Something men possess that is orange and small that never satisfies their wife. Typically named Brian, Bryan or Bry for short
He looks sad. He must have a baby carrot
by JATB March 28, 2023
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