canada's history 

A sex act where 2 men and 1 women take maple syrup and lather up the stanely cup and insert it into the rectum of the women. The men then proceed to stimulate themselves using the stanely cup. The women preceeds to beat and lacerate the men with the antlers of a moose and teeth of a beaver, to the point of death of one of the men. The other man then uses the organs of the other man as sex toys and nourishment. It is finished up by a double suicide of the man and women by drownding in maple syrup.

Eww... Stephen Colbert just mentioned canada's history.

canada's history by sicksega February 5, 2010

Canada's History 

Using maple syrup and baby's blood to coat one's body and set on fire after a personal encounter with a Welshman.

Johnny is embarrassed after having to recreate Canada's History for a class project.

Canada's History by Jaques Esquiolof February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

The sexual act of eating yellow snow and then vomiting it on a partners genitals right before sexually gratifying them.

Heather was delighted when I showed her Canada's History

Canada's History by crossedcords February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

(v). A sex act involving one partner trying to make "goals" into of one of the other partner's orifices with a hockey stick and puck.

"Mike thought that his date was boring, until she asked him what he knew about Canada's history. That's when things got interesting."

Canada's History by Snyper Michaelson February 7, 2010

Canada's History 

Canada's history is a sexual act involving two partners. The first partner bends over a table, and makes moose antlers with his hands. The other partner, equipped with a power drill, threads a squash onto the spinning head, and using maple syrup as lubrication, inserts it into the ass of the so-called "moose." After the anal stimulation, the "moose" defecates onto the face of the driller. The driller uses the feces to paint his face, and places two fecal matters above his ears to imitate a Kodiak Bear. When this is complete, the "moose" and the "kodiak" perform full pen. sex, using more maple syrup as lubrication, and when finished, clean off using the Canadian flag.

"Hey Joshin, you show me Canada's History later?"

"I don't know Pierre, I can't afford another flag.

Canada's History by Irish439 February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

A descriptive term for unimpressive male sexual performance.

As in "Yeah, Doug is a nice guy...but intercourse with him is just like Canada's History - pretty short, boring and full of apologies."

Canada's History by MechaStewart February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

Dipping the end of moose antlers into maple syrup then shoving it deep in the asshole of a French Canadian hermaphrodite. You take it out, get him/her to shit in the Stanley Cup and then Celine Dion licks it up.

Man, that bachelor party was so crazy we ended up doing a Canada's History.

Canada's History by hippieflight February 4, 2010