When you try and fit more then one dong/meatsicle/ramming rod into a chick's butthole at the same time, also known as the Brothers with no Shame".
Dude: let's cram can that girl.
Dude 2: this is me agreeing.
-later-
Bitch: OH GOD YES,CRAM THAT CAN!!!! UHHN UHHN UHHHNNNNN.
Dude: I am glad we cram canned this girl.
Dude 2: I am currently cram canning, Dude. Please don't look me in the eyes.
Dude 2: this is me agreeing.
-later-
Bitch: OH GOD YES,CRAM THAT CAN!!!! UHHN UHHN UHHHNNNNN.
Dude: I am glad we cram canned this girl.
Dude 2: I am currently cram canning, Dude. Please don't look me in the eyes.
by MBC/Hubbard April 2, 2010

by testicheese January 10, 2020

An Australian expression for drinking beer. It usually refers to consuming packaged beer away from licensed premises, typically at home or a barbecue. Other types of alcohol are not usually consumed when one is “getting on the cans”.
Well mate, I knock off at 4pm and it’s a quick drive home, so I’ll be getting on the cans by 5pm at the very latest!
by The Regal Hyena October 28, 2023

by No u 69 May 31, 2018

A complete tool. On the levels on toolness, becoming a 'tool can' is the ultimate highest. If this is in your name, nickname, or something that people just call you; you are most likely a tool for life.
by d758595c January 30, 2010

After we both stumbled back to my place, I was canning yams all night!
Met this girl on Tinder and canned some yams the other day. That pussy was so fuckin' good!
This chick wants me so bad, I might can her yams later!
Met this girl on Tinder and canned some yams the other day. That pussy was so fuckin' good!
This chick wants me so bad, I might can her yams later!
by CanningYams215 July 17, 2018

by kitconnorswife69 November 1, 2022
