Craig Shafto

the typical definition of a nonce in everyway possible

that guy is acting like a craig shafto

by njp31 January 18, 2023

cold craig

When you're taking a shower while someone is also taking a shit, because the steam amplifies the smell.

Good, my girlfriend needs to stop giving me the cold Craig. I will never feel clean.

by Pseudonym McPseudonymface March 07, 2019

craig wilkins

Craig wilkins who teaches 8th grade is the hottest person alive and deserves the world

Craig wilkins is super hoy

by Medopedo April 18, 2021

Craig Jr.

A really fucking cool millipede who is sick as fucking shit.

Person: Hey, do you have any pets?
Me: Yeah, I got a millipede named Craig Jr. He is sick of fuck, no lie.

Person: Craig Jr. is just so sick man.
Me: Yeah, he is the sickest motherfucker on the planet.

by TomaterNater November 30, 2024

Pulled A Craig

Got absolutely twatted and fell asleep, ruining any plans.

Jerome had many important tasks to do, but instead he pulled a Craig.

by Roy is a poor imigrant January 17, 2024

Craig n Dave

The teachers that fill our computer science lessons and teach us more things than the teachers.

Craig n Dave looking drippy with their merch

by Craig n Dave word creator April 27, 2021

mitch craig

Is a midget but also not a midget at the same time.

He was so short he looked like a mitch craig

by Bigdaddy96024 April 04, 2019