Feed the catfish

Take a shit

I need to feed the catfish before we head to the game.

You kids better go feed the catfish before you go to bed so you don't have an accident.

by Mr. Fuh-q April 16, 2017

skin a catfish

Exposing a catfish

There's more than one way to skin a catfish

by Mintas October 3, 2017

Fisted a catfish

“Have you ever fisted a dark hole? Cause I have, and a catfish was on my fist when I pulled out. I discovered I fisted a catfish by fisting a dark hole.”

* Made legendary by Ian Philpot

“I was camping at Lake Leiner and I fisted a catfish when I shoved my fist in a dark hole.”

by jldeen February 2, 2018

Choked on catfish

When a bitch don't swallow correctly.

Paula was having a pelasant lunch, and all of a sudden, she was choked on catfish?!

by Trollingpaula July 19, 2018

To get catfaced

When you see a sleeping cat, walk close to it and put your face in its soft fluffy fur.

Oh man, why would she always have to get catfaced with my cats?!

by romeus99 October 5, 2018

Cuddling The Catfish

Masturbating

Guy #1: Where the hell were you last night?! We needed to get the damn drugs man!

Guy #2: I was too busy cuddling the catfish to yo girl, mothafucka!

by TheVader420 February 14, 2021

Throwing the catfish back

When you invent a whole alter ego to pretend to become romantically involved with so that an an ex or a stalker or anyone who is being generally pushy and invasive in your life will waste time investigating a non-existent person and leave you alone for a while.

I'm throwing the catfish back and inventing a fake new love interest to get my ex off my back and spin his wheels for once for a while.

by Anusian_fartre January 8, 2022