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Newton North Carolina

Founded long long ago and stolen by the white man. Only the chosen few live in the legandary town where most girls look like mystical creatures and only some are doable.

I.E. To have a massivle large penis
by jimmyv86 March 9, 2011
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Carolina

Carolina o sinónimo de Güeres. Ella es el cielo y el infierno combinados. Ama la música y odia tusa. Créeme cuando te digo que sus palabras te pueden sacar mil sonrisas seguidas. Viene de una familia muy grande y ama a sus abuelitos. Ella es un misterio, nunca sabes de que humor pueda estar, es un volado. Ella es muy poco convencional en muchos sentidos, te sorprende siempre. ¿YA MENCIONE QUE CAROLINA ES MUY FUERTE E INTELIGENTE? no? ¡Pues lo es!. Que no te confunda su carita de niña inocente. Ellas es mas fuerte de lo que puedas pensar. ¿Recuerdas cuando dije que Carolina puede ser ruda y grosera? Ella literal, es un ángel enviada de abajo. SI te atreves a HACERLA ENOJAR... HAHAHAHA considera que no vivirás mucho tiempo. Ella es literal un bombón desde su lado amable y bonito. Tengo mucha suerte de conocerla. Y para la persona que pueda ganarse su confianza en el futuro: FELICIDADES, acabas de ganarte a la persona que fue creada por Dios mismo.
Carolina es fan de la comida. Yo la conozco como Güeres.
by Emil Sz March 3, 2020
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Carolina Bagel Bite

Originally found in the Carolinas, a Carolina Bagel Bite is inserting a Carolina reaper pepper into was vaginal cavity or rectum and eating the feces infested seeds for a stinky and spicy satisfaction.
Wow I love practicing the Carolina Bagel Bite with my the boys after Nelking.
by spicy anal 69 July 12, 2022
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Carolina

Carolina (name): a Spanish name, normally assigned to female at birth.
Carolina (color): a beautiful blue color.

Carolina is funniest, nicest and sweetest Spanish buddy that anyone couldn’t ask for more.
Carolina also claims that her favorite color is purple. No one has proven so tho because she wears anything else but purple. Carolina’s favorite things are Zumba, gym and Steak and Wine dates. One thing Carolina does not like: fish. So if you want to maintain a good relationship, make her hot latte in the morning and have a steak dinner and wine in the evening. Oppositely, to end your relationship miserably, make her fish taco.
Friend 1: We’re gonna invite Carolina today.
Friend 2: Heck ya!! We’re gonna have a blast.
by WhoMD July 4, 2020
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Carolina

A wonderful girl with a lot of flaws
For example: Carolina is not perfect
by Oh yeah 2 September 21, 2022
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North Carolina Napalm Cannon

When you light your friend/family member's ass on fire with a spray paint containing magnesium and/or aerosol. Than they proceed to fart, and/or shit themselves in their new skinny jeans. It is important to make the receiver of said action prior to the North Carolina Napalm Cannon eat a ton of foods that will make them gaseous as well as make sure they are intoxicated in some form.
Yooooo bro, I just gave my Uncle Robert a North Carolina Napalm Cannon and recorded it for us to watch! So funny dude watch Uncle Goddamn to see it in action.
by John Brown is Going Down June 19, 2025
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North Carolina Nose Job

The male equivalent of the South Carolina Sinus Squeeze. The act of rapidly inserting one’s penis into another’s nasal cavity for the purpose of unplugging a clogged nostril.
OMG Becky, you NEED to try the North Carolina Nose Job. Bob gave me one last night and I can finally breathe normally again!
by Slimmy T July 7, 2025
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