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Building a Shelf

When one becomes so enraged that they punch a hole in a wall, but later refine the opening into a serviceable aperture.
Person A: "What a lovely recessed mantle you have."

Person B: "Why thank you! My friend got so upset after losing in a video game, he stormed right over here and built a shelf."

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by Emperor Mirtzan July 22, 2011
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build the foundations

The first step before you can lay the pipe.
Jeff: Man, I want to fuck her so bad.
Steve: Slow down man. First, you gotta build the foundations, then you can lay the pipe.
by Dearest_Thang January 4, 2017
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Build a fort

Get under the blankets and have one person on top while having sex
U should come over so we can build a fort.
by Mrsjohnson3 April 6, 2018
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Mandog Build

In Starcraft, the Bulldog Build involves one shuttle, and two reavers. By contrast, the Mandog Build opts for two shuttles and no reaver. This build forgoes the destructive power of reavers in favour of the surprise effect of unloading up to 8 zealots right on top of your opponents key units, like siege tanks.
"Two shuttles, no reaver! That is called the Mandog Build from now on, because all you rely on is flying men. A flying Bruce Lee drop, right in front of you, like a flying wall of fists. All of a sudden, you are a siege tank standing there and BOOM! Fifteen fists appear in your face."

- CholeraSC
by €stablished January 31, 2010
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Flaming Bulldozer

This is when two members of a party (Could be Male + Male, or Male + Female) get a bottle of rubbing alcohol, the one member proceeds to dab some on a cloth,and rub the cloth around the rim of the others asshole.
Then the receiver pans out with his (Or her) ass in the hair, while the other is positioned in a harness attached to a crane and is lifted approx 30 feet in the air, and is dropped at the sound of a horn.
On the way down, the falling member tries desperately to light his penis on fire, and if successful, catches the asshole of the other member on fire, then the objective is to put out the fire by humping, before serious injuries occur.
Ridge: Hey bro, me and my bitch are getting bored with our sex life, any ideas?

Nick: Nigga, you ever tried the flaming bulldozer?
by Etarc January 12, 2012
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DSB (Deadly Sperm Buildup)

A medically unstable condition consisting of rapidly rising levels of semen in the human body. If left untreated, it may result in loss of appetite, drowsiness and wiener paralysis. Known subjects to have suffered from DSB include Michael Jackson and Zack Stamper.
When a person is referring to a lack of intimate contact for an extended period of time, a friend may say "Whoa, I hope you don't get the DSB (Deadly Sperm Buildup) bro!"
by Pearbear88 July 12, 2020
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linebacker build

Euphemism for "fat" used in men's online dating and chat profiles. See football player build. Contrast with swimmers build.
WM, 38, brn, grn, 5"11", 220 lbs., solid linebacker build.
by A. Hick September 7, 2008
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