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BRUCE WILLIS

An American actor who specialized in corny, unbelievably stupid films, in which he spent most of his time spouting the most ridiculous snappy one-line comments that anyone over the age of seven would be embarrassed by
Any film with Bruce Willis in it can be automatically assumed to be juvenile and super-gay.
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Bruce Willis

Actor/plate mounter from Bury. Often moans a lot and saves hostages from skyscrapers.
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bruce

Bruce ( brucing) is the act of using two fingers to pull to one side the underwear covering the perineum of an intoxicated lady & engage in coitus in a standing position. Usually performed in dimly lit areas of a public yet private space to the rear of a licensed premises.
Finish yer drink luv & I'll take you for a 'bruce' round the back.

I gave her a good 'brucing' then went back in the pub,
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bruce's wife

Refers to Heroin, since Bruce Willis and Demi Moore were both shot the fuck out on heroin back in the day when they were a couple.

Also lyrics used my Interstate Fatz, a white freestlye rap artist from Eastside Las Vegas, also a blood gang member
"used to maneuver white but now I'm out here moving Bruce's Wife"

"Cherry laces, grenadine shoes, just sent 10 balloons to the visiting room"
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Matt Bruce Effect

The godly gift laid upon Matt Bruce on (already taken) girls making all of the birds drive bananas.
Bird #1: Omg it’s Matt!
Bird #2: Oh wow he’s sooo cute!
Bird #3: WE LOVE YOU MATT!!!
Matt: What can I say, it’s the Matt Bruce Effect.
by Ursecretsanta November 28, 2020
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Brucing

Brucing is an underground trend gone viral at the Univerity of North Texas. The Bruceteria at Bruce hall serves the same wet sausage logs every morning that taste unlike any distinguishable meat. Brucing consists of paying your friend two dollars and a bag of Hot Cheetos to help stuff as many link as possible into your anal cavity. The current record is set at 27 and yet to be challenged.
Hey bro can you help me Bruce? Wanna go Brucing today? Will Bruced 14 last night!
by recordsetter_27 March 21, 2024
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