Bruce Xu

Bruce Xu is a very peculiar beast. He has an prominent red marking on the tip of his nose which attracts 'mad bitches'
He has a large hunchback and isn't the most academically gifted

person 1 "ewwww, look at 'Bruce xu' over there"
person 2 "what is that on the tip of his nose?"
Bruce Xu "whaaaaaat"

by the Xu meister July 13, 2024

The Bruce

To loudly point and proclaim that object does not live there, while speaking in a voice similar to Mr.Mackey, finished a slow mmm'kay.

"Hey", as the pointed at the box, "that does not live there, mmm'kay."

"I wish he wouldn't do the bruce to us, its getting annoying."

by Brucestopher August 8, 2024

Bruce the raft shark

The shark from the 2018 game Raft where he tries to chomp your raft into nothing, or something I've never played the game.

Bruce the raft shark just broke my raft.

by VolumeNOKIA February 26, 2023

bruce agenda

The Bruce Agenda is an agenda followed by Twitch streamer BruceDropEmOff. The Bruce Agenda is stream once, never stream again.

"Yo Bruce on that Bruce Agenda fr!"
"You tellin' me I gotta wait another 80 years for this mf to stream again? Nahh bro."

by flurples March 1, 2023

Bruce

That one dyslexic demon next door.

Person 1: What is that sound?

Person 2: Oh. It's just Bruce waking up.

by Gammer Girl March 6, 2023

Bruce Wayne’s Pocket

An illegal move in tic-tac-toe where someone forms a line with their letters to make a U shape.

Dude, you can’t pull a Bruce Wayne’s Pocket, it’s against the rules

by Tatters04 May 17, 2025

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025