hipped my brokes

When you’re so insanely stressed you can’t pay attention to driving laws and get in an accident that nearly kills you but you just break your hips and get a concussion.

You know that beautiful chick who worked at the chilling home? I didn’t die, I just hipped my brokes

by Iliarose August 21, 2023

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Broke together

1. Ended relationship

2. Have no money together

We broke together after 5 years together.

by Wakandaman247 June 26, 2025

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Broke Dick Charlie

Someone thats always broke as shit and never pays for anything.

"I would like to grab Pizza and a beer but I am a Broke Dick Charlie!"

by Dmoney281 November 19, 2025

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independently broke

When you have enough money not to work, but have a minimal budget.

A: “I have achieved financial independence!”
B: “ Yeah, independently broke. Enjoy your ramen noodles.”

by Balls2Wall August 11, 2024

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Broke it with a sammich

(1)A term used to allay blame onto another person, usually for or with no good reason.

(2)To do something impossible/highly unlikely.

(1)
Mother: How did my vase get broken?!?
Son1,2: Dunno chief!
Mother: Well someone better 'fess up before I open up a can o' whoop-ass.
Son 1: Alright! Son 2 broke it with a sammich!

(2)
Guy 1: *quintuple backflips off a building on rollerskates*
Guy 2: Dude! You just broke that trick with a sammich!

by Captainemo April 27, 2013

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