independently broke

When you have enough money not to work, but have a minimal budget.

A: “I have achieved financial independence!”
B: “ Yeah, independently broke. Enjoy your ramen noodles.”

by Balls2Wall August 11, 2024

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That's Broke

That's fucked up. A bad situation. Someone does something shitty to someone else.

Melania Trump said don't report a rape without hard evidence. Now that's broke!

by Swag Buck October 12, 2018

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hipped my brokes

When you’re so insanely stressed you can’t pay attention to driving laws and get in an accident that nearly kills you but you just break your hips and get a concussion.

You know that beautiful chick who worked at the chilling home? I didn’t die, I just hipped my brokes

by Iliarose August 21, 2023

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Broke

When one does not posses air pods and must use wired for their earbuds

Did you hear that Alyssa is broke?
Yea she doesn’t have AirPods 420 guccigang

by Gaydouchebag January 23, 2019

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Being broke to the point where you feel like there is no difference between you and some random homeless guy toting around a bag of shit. I'm not talking about a shopping cart full of cans or clothes. I'm talking about a nasty ass paper bag full of corn ridden, stank ass, human shit. In essence, the homeless guy is a metaphor. He is a reflection of how you think others see you and the bag of shit represents the financial issues weighing you down.

I wanted to go to the movies but I checked my balance and realized I was Shitbag broke.
During the government shutdown, Gus had to donate plasma due to being Shitbag broke.

by lemonjuicepandafucker January 6, 2019

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