Standard Brian

A Standard Brian is a person who joins a group chat, mutes the chat, and then randomly appears out of nowhere with a LOL or an LMAO in the group chat.

"You guys see how John is barely involved in that chat? He just tpyes LOL once a week, he's such a Standard Brian."

by ddeessttrrooyy May 3, 2021

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Brian Josefy

Someone who is annoying as fuck and is caught up in their ego and don't know when to shut up

Brian josefy is a asshat!

by Joy123 September 26, 2015

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Literally the most beautiful person ever. Abee is very loving, but she could also insult every micro-detail about you. She doesn't have horrible taste in guys like Minami Shing, but still isn't great. Abee is lowkey high maintenance, but it's good because she deserves the world. She's very book smart, but is lacking in street smarts. Abee still knows all the tea though, and can find anyone online (FBI should hire her).

"You're so gorgeous and smart, you're such an Abee Brian"

by Tyrannosaurus Rex23 June 26, 2022

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Rich Brian

The guy who teaches you how to cook bread

friend 1 "hey do you know whor rich brian is?"
friend 2 "Yeah he's the one who taught me how to cook bread

by anonymous September 14, 2020

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Seanna and Brian

They make the best couple and will end up together for a long time. They are both very smart and work hard for their future. Brian is very sweet to Seanna.

Wow Seanna and Brian make the best couple!

by anonymous November 21, 2021

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