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almost boyfriend

when two people are obviously dating or into eachother but when asked they say that they are just friends

they are constantly flirting with eachother much like a flirtationship

usually the girl/boy in the type of relationship will refer to him as their almost boyfriend

these relationships are really annoying to watch because they are perfect for eachother but they are to scared to tell eachother how they feel.

everyone ships them though.
jet: " wow David and Grace make such a great couple! they are perfect for eachother"

oliver: " they say their just friends but they act like a couple . I ship them so much it's killing me "

autumn: " I talked to Grace earlier she says he's her almost boyfriend because she's not sure if he likes her yet even though it seems like he does. "
by flirtyship January 7, 2020
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granola boyfriend

A guy who buys all his food from trader joes and all his clothes from REi and Patagonia. He has serious mommy issues and thinks monogamy is overrated. You’ll often find him trying to convince you to do weed with him because it’s the real “Rocky Mountain High”. He has a man bun and wears his chacos to Climate Change rally’s and they stay on for sex.
“I decided I want a granola boyfriend.” “Why?”
by x_zOdiAc.SiGnS._x May 18, 2020
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munch boyfriend

Someone who loves eating pussy, and eats it like they're starving. That's also your boyfriend.
by Stinkledoob June 3, 2023
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Back pocket boyfriend

The ex-boyfriend that you give false hope of getting back together with when you(the ex-girlfriend) find out he's interested in another female.
by PlanetKiKi September 26, 2015
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Skeppy's Boyfriend

Skeppy's Boyfriend is Badboyhalo. You can also make it to skephalo, a ship name between The youtube Skeppy and Badboyhalo
"Is skeppy single"
"no badboyhalo is with him"
"huh"
"Skeppy's boyfriend is Badboyhalo"
by any_askerss July 11, 2021
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Need A Boyfriend Syndrome

“i need a boyfriend so bad
oh she has NEED A BOYFRIEND SYNDROME
by Bae2468 November 2, 2023
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Boyfriend

Someone who annoys the living hell out of you, but has his moments of sweetness.
Girlfriend: Why do I even bother going out with you? You're always late, you annoy the living hell out of me, you're arro--
Boyfriend: *presents a rose*
Girlfriend: --Awwwww.
by Swolfe.M January 20, 2009
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