Awkward Box

The annoying box underneath your Facebook profile underneath your picture. People tend to put awkward lyrics that they believe "define them." Others put inside jokes that would only make sense to one other person. Facebook Stalkers are often made uncomfortable by what's in them.

Stalker 1: Hey did you see the lyrics in Joe's awkward box.
Stalker 2: Yeah it weirded me out.
Stalker 1: Dido.

Stalker 1: Her awkward box says "My body is a weapon. Whachaw! Karate move."
Stalker 2: Well that's awkward.

by awkwardlife December 29, 2009

fuzzy box

a woman's vagina

Her fuzzy box is great, smells like fish tastes like chicken

by Confuscius August 15, 2010

Reality Box

Any "next gen gaming system" that depicts and projects graphics and a story line that is significantly close to realism.

Hey Ryan, fuck that PS1 bullshit, lets play on the Reality Box

by Bridell April 27, 2008

magic box

an elevator from a dog's perspective

I live on the 4th floor and I was taking my dog out for a walk, so we took the elevator down. The dog got in the elevator on my floor and when the door opened we were on the ground floor. The dog thought, "How the fuck did that happen? We were in a magic box!"

by Wordmaster Adam November 6, 2013

Box Cake

A deliciously and naturally sweet tasting, fluffy, puffy vagina.

Roger loves eating pussy. His latest girlfriend's snatch is so sweet, he refers to it as a slice of Box Cake.

by Eaton Holgoode May 12, 2015

box thief

1.When a person you're living with or close to steals from your home/cell.

2.A rat like narcissist with no respect for the people close to them.

You're a liar and Fucking box thief!

Dont trust "shawn" he's a box thief, The guy steals from his friends and his paralyzed mother.

by realnotfakeandbake April 19, 2016

Ice Boxing

A sexual act where ice cubes are inserted into a woman's pussy and male attempts to melt the ice with his dick during intercourse. For best effect, Fuck during the summer to stay cool.

My dick is an ice boxing champ, I melted all the ice from my girlfriend's box.

by TornadoWolf February 13, 2018