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Get the Bender mug.A variation of the original "banana bender", but with a chocolaty twist of Brookdale chocolate ice cream topping drizzled on top, hence the name chocolate coated banana bender. Unlike the original you do not need a massage chair for aid of insertion as you have the topping, acting as a lubricant.
Person 1: What did you do last night Tom?
Tom: I gave myself a sweet chocolate coated banana bender last night on the toilet.
Tom: I gave myself a sweet chocolate coated banana bender last night on the toilet.
by Mendax June 23, 2014
Get the Chocolate coated banana bender mug.many people say things like "justin beiber iz soooo gay lolz!" but really, there's nothing "gay" about him. notice how EVERY SONG HE WRITES IS ABOUT GIRLS.
apparently his "girl voice" turns him into this gaywad fag when really the people that call him that are just jealous becuase he's more successful than them.
however, there is hope, becuase as of recently he's cut his hair and he no longer sounds like a girl.
apparently his "girl voice" turns him into this gaywad fag when really the people that call him that are just jealous becuase he's more successful than them.
however, there is hope, becuase as of recently he's cut his hair and he no longer sounds like a girl.
retard: justin beiber is so gay lololol!
me: go fuck yourself. he's no more gay than you are not jealous. *punches retard is the face, cuts open his balls and burns his body*
me: go fuck yourself. he's no more gay than you are not jealous. *punches retard is the face, cuts open his balls and burns his body*
by Chowderz March 7, 2011
Get the Justin beiber mug.The 'banana bender' is most commonly known as a sex position, the recipient freezes a banana. Once frozen the banana is then shelved whilst sitting on a massage chair to aid with insertion.
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Get the banana bender mug.by Edgio August 9, 2004
Get the Benders mug.A fatal disease similar to schizophrenia.
victims are usually immature 6 to 16 year old girls
symptoms are including but not limited to:
1.singing every song Justin Beiber has ever made
2.making a shrine for him and start making out with it
3.hating all other girls that think they're his self assigned "number one fan"
4.being incredibly stupid and not focusing on anything else besides how his hair looks
5.buying a ton of posters and merchandise and kissing it before going to sleep
6.trying to figure out his phone number to call him every day in an attempt to find out where he lives, kidnap him, and keep him in your own sick twisted little petting zoo where you keep the Jonas brothers and any other singer that is a guy
Scientists are currently trying to find a cure yet have made no progress so far.
victims are usually immature 6 to 16 year old girls
symptoms are including but not limited to:
1.singing every song Justin Beiber has ever made
2.making a shrine for him and start making out with it
3.hating all other girls that think they're his self assigned "number one fan"
4.being incredibly stupid and not focusing on anything else besides how his hair looks
5.buying a ton of posters and merchandise and kissing it before going to sleep
6.trying to figure out his phone number to call him every day in an attempt to find out where he lives, kidnap him, and keep him in your own sick twisted little petting zoo where you keep the Jonas brothers and any other singer that is a guy
Scientists are currently trying to find a cure yet have made no progress so far.
obsessive 10 year old girl: OMG IM GONNA KIDNAP HIM AND SHOOT EVERYONE AT HIS CONCERT OMG LOL ROTFALAWYASWPMP!
creeped out guy:oh my god you have beiber fever SOMEONE CALL 911!
creeped out guy:oh my god you have beiber fever SOMEONE CALL 911!
by mynameisWHAAT? May 17, 2011
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