ocean man

The dankest man with a large dolphin dick that loves to ride to the beach. Penetrates whales and claims them as his own. Rides them to the sunset.

Oh, bro! It's Ocean Man!
Look at that riding! So Ocean Man-like!

by crimvos October 7, 2016

man boobies

boobies belonging to a man, generally in the possession of super pea

CAUTION: the sight of man boobies can often cause vomit.

by prancing charlie April 28, 2005

the anime man

A man on YouTube, who rates anime. And loves to bullshit on some of them.

Stop hating on SAO, you're such the anime man.

by Neko_God March 19, 2017

Man penny

A complete sack of shit. Someone who believes they are good looking but the mirror begs to differ. A one on the scale of 1-10. The opposite of a Man Dime.

Nick thinks he's a Man Dime but in reality he's just a fucking man penny

by Dr. Dangler July 6, 2015

Man Battle

A tankin' battle between two foes; each round is about 45 seconds of intense chest to chest body slamming.
Sometimes takes place inside large inflatable whales or in the wilderness.

Did you see Laura and Nicole's man battle yesterday in the whale?
Oh yeah, man, they really crushed Elijah the bull.

by Nicole and Laura November 19, 2007

Elephant Man

A person who has an incredible memory, yet is horribly deformed and infested with parasites. They are also highly resistant to cancer for reasons science is yet to explain.

Tom: Hey what was that word we were going to add to urban dictionary?

Bill: damn I forgot

Tom: I guess neither of us are an elephant man

Bill: No shit, otherwise I wouldn’t have been diagnosed with stage four leukemia last week.

by Long Horse Short Walk October 11, 2021

turkey man

The silliest and biggest man of the turkeys

Oh look theres the turkey man

by LLegs October 8, 2018