A promiscuous kisser. Someone who kisses countless numbers of people and never knows anything about them. Kiss and run.
Eddy: Come on...Just kiss me.
Ashley: Eddy! No! You are such a Make-Out Bandit! You kiss EVERYONE! Ugh!
Ashley: Eddy! No! You are such a Make-Out Bandit! You kiss EVERYONE! Ugh!
by YoRegiiis! July 22, 2008
A back-alley bandit is anyone who does dirt to their friends in the game, deals with certified snitches (thereby fucking everybody's money up in the long run), or otherwise lies to, cheats, or steals from their friends. One can immediately gain the title of back-alley bandit by doing any of the following : working with OR for the police to hem someone else up, jacking someone who you call a friend, or cutting dope to the point of it being worthless and selling it to your kinfolk.
Man, Don used to be a solid ass cat, but after my lawyer gave me my discovery and I found out he snitched on me, he won't never be anything but a back-alley bandit to me.
by randomlouisiana February 15, 2014
someone who defecates in a public place such as a middle school gymnasium for unknown reasons. they tell nobody of their horrendous acts and become known only as ka ka bandits to the authorities. they usually defecate under the cover of darkness so that nobody will catch them in the act. some theorists have come to think that ka ka bandits do this for sexual arousal, others argue they are simply claiming territory so other alpha males will not trespass into their domain.
some go as far as smeering their feces on walls or anything else they can find and they paint pictures and make toy figurines.
some go as far as smeering their feces on walls or anything else they can find and they paint pictures and make toy figurines.
by penispusher April 03, 2008
by USKET123 January 13, 2020
Someone who comes to lunch & learn meetings without talking to the vendor and with only the intention of getting food.
The Lunch & Learn Bandit strikes again!
by Mr. SWW August 21, 2023
Just the other day while walking past the Victoria Secret's sale rack, Miss KiKi, a pre-op girly bandit, helped herself to a five-finger-discount on black thongs. This stunning lingerie will help her make the rent as a 'girl for hire' for men who like 'chicks with dicks.'
by dr-m April 18, 2008
ass bandit
noun: vulgar slang (also ass burglar)
1 a male homosexual sodomite or pederast.
2 an eager seducer of young women.
noun: vulgar slang (also ass burglar)
1 a male homosexual sodomite or pederast.
2 an eager seducer of young women.
1 if you want to avoid ass bandits, why would come into this bar?
2 such ass bandits young men are these days!
2 such ass bandits young men are these days!
by hb94 September 23, 2009