hj bandit

A person that gives handjobs very often.

A person that gives you a handjob quickly and sneakily and than runs off.

Rob: This ice cream is damn good bish!
Bill: Oh fuck man there is an hj bandit over there!
Rob: Cover yourself.
Bill: *Making gasm sounds*
Rob: NO!!!! I was too late!!!!!

by PPK Beast April 3, 2009

Social Bandito

A Social Bandito is person who does there own thing, they don't need to be with peeps all the time, they're just chilled, laid back and independent.

joe: hey steve let's go for a beer tonight.

Bloggs: ye sure, is fred coming?

Joe: nah, he's doesn't want to, he's busy doing something.

Bloggs: ah, he's a social bandito.

by Gintana March 28, 2010

Batty Bandit

A lad who acts gay, but only for the bants.

All he batty bandits slapped Malav's ass yesterday.

by Batty_Muncher February 5, 2020

King of Bandits Jing

King of Bandits Jing is a god of thieves. the Ou Dorobou (japanese for King of Bandits) steals all thing precious.

Even the stars.
and your life.

It's Him!! The King of Bandits!

by King of Bandits Jing May 27, 2004

Two Handed Bandit

A girl who gives a hand job with each hand simultaneously, in the center of a couch or in the back seat of a car with a man on either side is the common place for this activity.

Two guys one girl in the backseat of a taxi the Two handed Bandit in the center to pay her fee.

by SPCtacular April 5, 2010

BAGBITER

Failing hardware or software.

This bagbiting system won't let me get out of spacewar.

by VAKI5 May 9, 2005

pwail bandit

the pwail bandit is an unidentified elusive intelligent creature who rips out "its" pwails and spreads them in bathrooms across southern louisiana.... not to be confused with the bathroom bandit who usually smears shit and smegma all over the handles and walls of public bathrooms latest reports of shmearings in monroe,la port aurther,tx lake arthur,la jennings, la lafayette, la so be careful next time you grab the handle in the stall of mcdonalds in jennings louisiana or if your wanting to open the door at the citgo in henderson,la you might get a ass full of pwail if you sit down without checking

MAYNE DEM BOYZ DUN PWAILED UP DAT DADGUM BATROOUM IN DAT DERE THANG UP OVA DARE MAYNE WTF IS WRUNG WIT DEM DARE PPLZ MONEY? DAM MAIS DEY MUSHT BE ON DAT HEROIN OR SMOKING DAT GLASS DICK TEE!!! MAIS IT GOT TO BE DAT PWAIL BANDIT

by P-WHALE BANDIT July 6, 2009