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Bald Goof

Bald. Shiney. Black. Clinical in front of goal.
Damn Bald Goof is Bald. Shiney. Black. Clinical in front of goal.
by Hunky Dude Randy Marsh November 16, 2020
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Bald

"If you look up bald in the dictionary, Miles Gibson shows up."
"Wow, he really does"
by Zeroni_ March 11, 2020
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Bald

"Dude youre malding."
"What does that mean?"
"Where is that?"
"Bald."
by AldingGOD August 15, 2022
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Bald Cene

Juan cene when he says oooh shoot we gotta go bald and then he goes bald
by GANGGANGPICKICHANG October 20, 2020
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Spalding Balding

When your pubic hair starts falling out after to many trips to Spalding County ie Griffin.
I saw roger in the shower yesterday and he’s got a serious case of Spalding Balding. I told him to stay out of Griffin
by Mind_surgeon July 2, 2022
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Bald

A term used to describe a type of woodland fairy related to the tooth fairy, except this specific fairy is almost always made up of thumb sized middle aged men with shiny egg heads and cheerful goatees, dressed in beautiful ballroom dresses and Cinderella slippers with large, butterfly wings. They have chicken feet too, but be not afraid, for harming you would be the last things these fairies would do. These gentil beings use their magnificent wands to cast spells on innocent children who have trouble sleeping, where they often sing lullabies and give lots of kisses on the cheeks.
Bald buzzed around by ears every night, tap dancing with his neon-yellow chicken legs. Ahh, what good times.
by ChildrenFinger July 24, 2024
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