Bum Day 

1. Get up.
2. Leave your PJs on or stick a pair of your favourite tracky bottoms on.
3. Jump on the sofa (with a duvet if winter).
4. Do nothing but watch shit on TV and munch your face off.

"Annual leave tomorrow, bum day for me!" :)

Bum Day by Sarah_Swansea July 11, 2016

bum bum diamond rush

a sex position where ur standing like ur on top of a mountain and he has diamonds on his dick and sticks it in ur butt and u go flying

when i was in college there was this drunk girl that was like "ohh bby bum bum diamond rush me" and when i did i flew off a mountain.

bum bum diamond rush by AshpplePie October 24, 2019

Bum Goblin 

An oddly-shaped, rock-solid and gnarled turd, which leaps out at speed from behind you and casts a painful spell on your ringpiece.

Jesus my arse is sore! Bastard Bum Goblin!

Bum Goblin by Baron Of Stuff November 28, 2007

bum licker 

repugnant public display of obsequious adulation towards an individual. Excessive flattery, for improving personal gains (social, professional, financial, sexual etc.)

Rapid promotion was gained by bum licking the managing director.

The man only mirrored the views of the other people around him because he was incapable of developing and announcing his own. He was a complete bum licker.

bum licker by chuckmundo April 28, 2011

Bum swaggler

A person who swaggles (see swaggle ) the liquid or paste like material that is excreted from another person, or animals bum.

Droot is a long time bum swaggler. she learned from her bum swaggling mother.

Bum swaggler by blumpkins July 7, 2004

Bum Speak

The "language" that one hears when passing by a homeless member of society. Acquired over time, bum speak leads one to gradually speak to oneself, resulting in a language that cannot be easily understood by the general public. Sometimes accompanied by homeless banter, or your average mumble jumble, bum speak can not always be ignored since it is often coupled with random bursts of excessive vocal volumes.

Note: Bum speak can most easily be compared to the voices most famously characterized by the adults in the popular comic of Peanuts and Charlie Brown, such as the classroom teacher.

Chris: "You hear that guy back there? I couldn't understand one word he was saying as he was sitting on that bench!"
Jeff: "That, my friend, is what you call bum speak. No one understands!"

Bum Speak by Mr Natural July 1, 2007

bum tax 

As in a bum has to pay 15% percent of his or her income every month in a money order

this bum forgot to pay his bum tax now he'll get deported to the moon

bum tax by Cool Daddy o May 16, 2009