The act of hiding any objects you would rather your boyfriend did not see. These objects usually include cheesy movies, bad music, tampons, Bridget Jones pants, old toys (e.g. barbies, teddy bears you still sleep with, etc), retainers and posters of celebrities fitter than them.
Polly:Hey, can I come over later? I wanna watch Sex and the City.
Sophie:Sorry, just finished boyfriend proofing my room, all chick-flicks are in a box on top of my closet.
Polly: Ok, cool. Don't forget about Malibu Barbie!
Sophie: Oh shit yeah, and Mr Snuggles-chears for reminding me!
Sophie:Sorry, just finished boyfriend proofing my room, all chick-flicks are in a box on top of my closet.
Polly: Ok, cool. Don't forget about Malibu Barbie!
Sophie: Oh shit yeah, and Mr Snuggles-chears for reminding me!
by sanoff January 19, 2011
Get the boyfriend proofingmug. by TheSexBo-ombs July 26, 2019
Get the Boyfriendmug. Person 1: Hey do you have a boyfriend?
Person 2: Do you have a shark that rides a bicycle?
Person 1: What?
Person 2: Oh sorry I thought we were just naming things we’ll never get.
Person 2: Do you have a shark that rides a bicycle?
Person 1: What?
Person 2: Oh sorry I thought we were just naming things we’ll never get.
by Mjrachet August 17, 2020
Get the Boyfriendmug. When your boyfriend is a loser and doesn't have a job so you set aside a couple hundred a month to give him
Haley- "What are you doing with those hundos"
Claire- "It's my boyfriend money! Ya know the money I set aside so he doesn't have to live on the streets!?"
Claire- "It's my boyfriend money! Ya know the money I set aside so he doesn't have to live on the streets!?"
by apple201 November 28, 2014
Get the boyfriend moneymug. A guy you meet at a concert or music festival that you dance (or whatever) with for one song or even the whole time you're there. Usually you pick a guy you've never seen and will probably never see again. Sometimes relationships or friendships can form. Sometimes this is more like a one night (concert) stand situation.
(At a concert)
Girl 1: Anyone see any potential concert boyfriends?
Girl 2: Right over there, I've never seen them around here lets go see if they want to be our boyfriends for tonight.
Girl 1: I like the brunette, maybe I'll even give him my number.
Girl 1: Anyone see any potential concert boyfriends?
Girl 2: Right over there, I've never seen them around here lets go see if they want to be our boyfriends for tonight.
Girl 1: I like the brunette, maybe I'll even give him my number.
by Alifroyaknow October 13, 2013
Get the concert boyfriendmug. someone that has never been your boyfriend/girlfriend but you know deep down they would be perfect for you so you resort to being good friends. Sometimes living in different states influence a pseudo sitch.
by Pseudoboyfriend January 16, 2012
Get the pseudo boyfriendmug. by kateykat July 7, 2010
Get the Summer Boyfriendmug.