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Bald licking

I want to bald licking Danny bald spot he's so fuckabke
by Adk47 August 25, 2018
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Bald

David's Head.

When your head is shinin' from the sun.
Being bald is crazy. That head is shining. Bald behavior. Being Bald immediately gives you negative rizz.
by David'sBald August 22, 2023
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Bald Banana

YO José has a Bald Banana
by Captain Peach August 17, 2018
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Bald

Unvoiced is bald.
by Highnotes February 9, 2023
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Bald and Skinny

A cocktail for the man who’s lost his hair but not his edge. Consists of whiskey (to remind you of your rugged youth), ginger beer and soda water (because metabolism is a myth after 30), and a squeeze of lime (for zest, because life sure isn’t giving you any).

It’s half bold, half bubbly, and 100% proof that you can be smooth up top and still spicy below.
Axel slammed his empty glass on the bar and shouted, “I said I wanted a Bald and Skinny, not to argue with one!” — right before squaring up with the actual bald, skinny bartender who’d just cut him off.
by BrianEatWorld June 25, 2025
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Simons Bald Spot

Simon has a massive bald spot and needs help
Keshav: Simons bald spot is so hot
Lincoln: You know it i would lick his bald spot
by Sweet Cheeks the og June 7, 2023
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