To do an awkward chocolate one must get in the "69" position. While in this position the person on top must begin to shit, when the finkel matter is exiting in a "praire-dog" "dingleberry" or "turtle-head" fashion, the person on bottom must put the shit in their mouth and move back and forth in a "blow job" motion.
Thust making an awkward chocolate.
Thust making an awkward chocolate.
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The awkward silence that results when someone informs you that your zipper, or fly is open. The person with the unzipped pants zipper is likley to draw a blank when thinking about how to reply to such an embarrassing observation.
*Brian, Pete, and Pete's crush are at party, having a three way conversation*
Brian: "Hey Pete, XYZ! (examine your zipper)
*Long Awkward Flylence*
Pete: "Ooops (Looks away) Shit happens!"
Brian: "Hey Pete, XYZ! (examine your zipper)
*Long Awkward Flylence*
Pete: "Ooops (Looks away) Shit happens!"
by phytu14ihf June 21, 2009
Get the Awkward Flylence mug.An invisible substance sprayed all over a situation to make it really awkward. Sometimes jizzed from an invisicock.
"Hey, that girl I fucked last night? I just realized she's John's sister."
"Whoa, that's awkwardsauce."
"Whoa, that's awkwardsauce."
by leggie_blonde August 15, 2009
Get the awkwardsauce mug.A combination of the word awkward and mingling or talking When you get uncomfortable in a social setting, especially if you have to mingle, or if you meet someone you haven't talked to in a long time.
Sarah: How awkwardling, it must have been, just standing there. It was silent.
What an awkwardling thing to do.
The room was just a clusterf#%* of awkwardling couples.
What an awkwardling thing to do.
The room was just a clusterf#%* of awkwardling couples.
by cherrymuf74 February 10, 2010
Get the awkwardling mug.A type of jean short, usually self-cut. MUST be made out of tight jeans (usually girls jeans or tight fitting mens jeans) Worn by men and hipster girls alike, awkward shorts are the awkward length that are not quite capris, but not quite short shorts. At least partially covers knee or flirts dangerously with exposing the whole knee, the amount of coverage depends on how 'hip' you are, without exposing the delicate balance (too short and they will just be jorts )
Often features uneven cutting techniques or totally uneven leg lengths (usually rolled up a notch or frayed to hide this) and should be worn with an American Apparel V neck, or, with knees exposed, a Deep V.
Often features uneven cutting techniques or totally uneven leg lengths (usually rolled up a notch or frayed to hide this) and should be worn with an American Apparel V neck, or, with knees exposed, a Deep V.
It's so hot out. Look at all these kids walking around in awkward shorts! They got their ray bans from a thrift store. I wonder how old that jersey is...
Guy: I stole my girlfriends pants but they were too short on me so I cut them and made these awkward shorts.
Guy: I stole my girlfriends pants but they were too short on me so I cut them and made these awkward shorts.
by sn4pify April 15, 2010
Get the awkward shorts mug.When a person suddenly appears out of nowhere like a ninja and instantly makes you feel uncomfortable, often causing an awkward silence, then disappears just as quickly
First Guy: "Then, Tommy's friend just popped up out of nowhere and started listening to our conversation, no idea how long he was standing there."
Second Guy: "Then he disappeared next time you looked over?"
First Guy:"Yeah, how did you know?"
Second Guy: "He's an Awkward Ninja"
Second Guy: "Then he disappeared next time you looked over?"
First Guy:"Yeah, how did you know?"
Second Guy: "He's an Awkward Ninja"
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