European they/them of assertive negotiation

Replacing the "Portuguese man o' war "
With "European they/them of assertive negotiation ",fully inclusive , English for the woke .

I saw a "European they/them of assertive negotiation" by the sea yesterday, They sting is said to be potentially lethal.

by at073 October 7, 2023

Variable Value Asset

An asset whose variable value is dependent on the purpose for which it is being requested is known as a Variable Value Asset.

Donald Trumps defense in the New York fraud trial is that all valuations previously given are true, using the Variable Value Asset method of accounting.

by BobUpp November 6, 2023

the front end assistant

Front End Assistant: When you stretch your nut sack skin out as much as you can ,then wrap the stretched skin around another's erect Weiner, and proceed to jerk them off.

Hey Toby. This is a long flight, I know how squirly you get when you don't get your daily nut. How about a "front end assistant"?

I love the front end assistant. He's super stretchy like raw chicken skin, his name is wolf Blitzer btw

Damn Charles that's a hell of a set of balls you got there! you ever think of asking for that "front end assistant" position Edward has available?

by Seven86 June 27, 2024

Little Goon Assistant

A word used to define of what is essentially a catalyst to a man's addiction to sexual intercourse or intimacy, being a girlfriend to a gooner and not helping their addiction.

Person 1: "Aw great, it's the gooner and their Little Goon Assistant."
Person 2: "...Gross."

by perroa March 22, 2024

Shimmying their asses off

When a massive event is happening and you don’t have just the fear of missing out (FOMO); you’re literally missing out.

1. My friends are shimmying their asses off at that huge party while I'm fucking grounded after I falsely accused of that dumb fight at school!
2. They're shimmying their asses off at the Super Bowl in NOLA when I'm stuck at home and forced to pirate the game.

by Weber Areiv November 16, 2025

Take it back on they asses

When you want to express you love for older music (ie: The Beatles,The Rolling Stones)but doing so using black slang.

Yo man, Is dis tha beatles? Ah man! Dis shit be real cause we gon to Take it back on they asses.

by Cooter pants December 14, 2008

Murphy's Law of Customer-Assistance

"You can stroll a store's aisles till Doomsday and never spot da item you want, but then, just as soon as you interrupt a staffperson to ask for help in locating said desirable, THAT'S when you will notice your sought-after item right off!"

While stocking up on food at a Super Walmart, I was looking for larger packages of Armour Vienna sausage so that I could save a few cents per can, but although I had thoroughly searched the surrounding areas on the shelves, I still hadn't found anything bigger than the small six-packs, so I finally asked a nearby employee if there were any of the larger packages in stock, possibly in the back room. Well, just as we were both walking back to the area of the aisle where I'd been looking, THAT'S when I finally spied the 12-packs that were sitting on the very top shelf! Guess that was a classic case of Murphy's Law of Customer-Assistance... ah, well, again, the 12-packs were indeed sitting very high up, so at least that was a plausible excuse for my not having seen them before, especially since the store usually doesn't even expect its customers to notice stuff that's placed 'way up there, anyway; that "lofty" location is merely where they store extra merchandise for replenishing the lower-down shelves when the stock there starts to run low.

by QuacksO May 14, 2019