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Major Andre

Masterbating while auto erotic asphyxiating (hanging) yourself while spying another couple having sex.
While laying pipe with my girlfriend I saw my buddy doing a Major Andre while watching us from outside the window.
Major Andre by Uncle Dewey June 13, 2008
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Angry Andre 

The act of opening a champagne bottle, preferably Andre, and shooting the cork into a womans eye then proceding to douse the woman with the champagne giving her a wet t-shirt.
Damn! Did you see that girl jogging by in the white shorts and t-shirt, she was HOT?

Ya, I'd give her an Angry Andre!
Angry Andre by AK.Killa October 24, 2006

Marc Andre 

A hot Canadian guy who is a real sweetheart. He'all help a girl out and is such a gentleman. He may seem like a playboy but he is loyal to his friends. He is capable of pulling people both genders ;) He may seem like a nerd but is actually so smart. A man of many patience and a great guy to be around
Damn, did you see Marc Andre? He has 12 girls flocked around him!
Marc Andre by 8====D°z July 12, 2017

stop being such a andre

it means that you should not be little nagging fagot.
the word origins from holland. because that is how young people address people who bitch a lot.
no that aint right ehh ehh you shouldn't do it ehh like that.

yo dude stop being such a andre or imma punch you in the face

Peter Andre 

A Satanic figure, often associated with ritual sacrifices and large, candle lit pentagrams (5 pointed stars). Often used as an adjective to describe something of Satanic or Diabolic nature.
Dude, that pentagram is so Peter Andre!

Stop annoying me or I'll get Peter Andre on your arse.

They sacrificed the pig in the name of Peter Andre.
Peter Andre by D Walker December 11, 2008

paul-andre 

a pretty cool dude... can take stuff too seriusly, but otherwise, everyone LOVES this man! he will most probley have dark hair, with a blond brother who he is beter looking than... all in all, a radicle man, but with slight alcohole tendencies...
Have you seen Paul-andre's brother? He is so ugly compared to him!
paul-andre by Freakie! January 27, 2011