The absolute best drug seller you could buy from! She will bag your products in designer bags and WILL deliver to you.
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Get the alexis mug.A very smart person that won’t admit it. Has a thing for ducks, legend says she has an army of them. Typically knows martial arts so don’t make her mad or big swole will fuck you up. Alexis’s tends to have coke addictions
Is Alexis doing blow again ???
by Ducky king April 24, 2019
Get the Alexis mug.Hello microwave and the two yogurts. So what is an alexis the tree.... well it's the super annoying one of the group who is a vegatarian and is also known as Larry the cucumber. Tree is always wearing a scrunchie usually with her hair up. Trees favorite word is peasant. She laughs at anything remotely funny. Shes owns an android and is made fun of because of it. She has nerdy glasses and she never does her homework. Tree is the one of the group who is easily made fun of. Simply draw the tree with a butt chin and two strands of hair.
Who should we draw next.... how about alexis the tree that smells like rat sauce. (Or something like that) *draw pictures with butt chin and crazy eyes with a couple strands of hair
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Get the Alexis mug.She is the most beautiful and gorgeous girl you could ever meet but she doesn't think she is. She has many talents and many skills. She also have a big imagination. People think she has the most wonderful smile but she doesn't think she does. Just thinking about her will put butterflies in your stomach. She is very caring, funny, and understanding. She is very smart. Her beautiful voice will make you fall in love with her instantly. She cares a lot about her friends and family and tries to help them whenever she can. Never let an Alexis go because you will never find someone just like her.
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