alexis

Alexis is one problamatic person. Who thinks her "bestfriend" is the best in the whole wide world but yet they both talk shit on eachother.

" Hi im alexis & i love valerie"

by yourdadandmom April 18, 2019

Alexis

Typically a fat woman with enough problems to make the straightest of men go gay. She's also the biggest bitch you'll ever meet, especially to her kids who hate her with a burning passion.

Woah, she's such a cunt she must be an Alexis.

by Lolruoymomyag April 20, 2019

Alexiona

Alexiona is a super thicc guy who likes to bust it down open in front of a crowd. He usually wears a Double D bra that he knows does not fit him, however he loves to be complimented on his tig ol bitties (switch the t and b), he is the most out-going, attention seeking, fagtard to ever live.

Kyle: Come bust it down for me alexiona

*Alexiona drops dramatically and shakes that ass left and right*

*Kyle throw 36 $1 bills*

by randombocobitch1327 April 22, 2019

alexis

average height, blonde haired, irish bitch, her eyes change colors, she has the wrong or too many of the right crushes, shes smart and has great friends

mason: i should've worked things out with Alexis

jake:well u screwed ur self over she hates u

by natexis April 23, 2019

Alexis

A very smart person that won’t admit it. Has a thing for ducks, legend says she has an army of them. Typically knows martial arts so don’t make her mad or big swole will fuck you up. Alexis’s tends to have coke addictions

Is Alexis doing blow again ???

by Ducky king April 24, 2019

alexis the tree

Hello microwave and the two yogurts. So what is an alexis the tree.... well it's the super annoying one of the group who is a vegatarian and is also known as Larry the cucumber. Tree is always wearing a scrunchie usually with her hair up. Trees favorite word is peasant. She laughs at anything remotely funny. Shes owns an android and is made fun of because of it. She has nerdy glasses and she never does her homework. Tree is the one of the group who is easily made fun of. Simply draw the tree with a butt chin and two strands of hair.

Who should we draw next.... how about alexis the tree that smells like rat sauce. (Or something like that) *draw pictures with butt chin and crazy eyes with a couple strands of hair

by Yee haw🤠🤠🤠🤠 April 27, 2019

Alexis

There are two types of this kind of girl. Alexis can either be a sweet, kind, funny and all around amazing girl, or she can be a complete bitch that is extremely self-centered and/or annoying. The bottom line is Alexis is either a good person that you should keep around, or a nice girl.

Jared: I met an Alexis last night.
Chad: Cool! She was probably really great, did you get her number?
Jared: No, she was a bitch.
Chad: Oh... so you met that kind of Alexis.

by JoshuaHongTrash July 23, 2019