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alexi

the twinkliest Twink in the world nobody can compete. If I signed up for a zest fest and saw Alexi walk through the door id kms on the spot. Not even the sweet. snack of Twinkies can compete with brotha
p1- are u gonna win the zest fest
p2-oh yeah
(Alexi walks in)
p2- fml
by jambamwham May 11, 2024
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Alexi

An awesome guy with a very large dick. He's one of the best COD players known to this day. If you ever meet him in a lobby, you'll get rolled. However, if you're on his team there's a 100% chance that he'll carry you, especially if you're NuttyTryHardz.
Is this guy hacking? Nah it's just Alexi.
Holy fuck, good thing Alexi was on our team, he carried me again
by UnKNWNpng November 23, 2021
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Alexis

Matthew’s are the type of person you will be forever grateful for. They give the best advice and have a type of honestly that may seem blunt to some people, but is much needed in this world. Also, no matter what may happen, you can never seem to stay upset with them for long, due to the compelling sense of trust and security that they provide. While Matthew’s can sometimes seem blunt and will always find ways to push your limits, they provide the best advice and encourage you to continue growing as an individual. No matter what may happen in your life, you can always know that they will be there for you and will help you through every moment of it. At a first glance, Matthew’s don’t show many emotions and are often quite guarded. However, once you take the time to get to know them, you will be grateful and realize just how intriguing and complex they are. If you have a Matthew in your life, you should be thankful in knowing that you have gained the trust of someone who will never leave your side.
by boualisisbad1206 June 28, 2022
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Alexis crib

If your looking for a 6ft tall, 50 pound bleach blonde thotty to be your next girlfriend .. u got the one , head over to the one and only Alexis crib and u your dick will be sure to get stuck in her rib cage ..
You fw Alexis crib ? She’s the one who is ugky
by Lexus rice January 2, 2019
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alexis mercer

A thing that will fuck anything with a dick
"Alexis mercer (a 14 year old) fucked Felix (22 year old) in the woods while she was on her period with protection .
by Suck_my_clit February 6, 2018
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Alexis

If I wasn’t a girl, I would fuck Alexis
by daddyhomiesexual January 10, 2022
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Alexis

How do I begin to describe her, Alexis is the funniest girl you’ll ever come across, Alexis is the cutest girl you’ll ever know, Alexis is a girl with a cute nose who looks good at every angle 24/7, Alexis is the prettiest girl You’ll ever see, Alexis is a girl who’s so smart and lovely, Alexis is a girl who can take your breathe away just with a smile, Alexis is a girl who you can compliment for hours and days without running out of things to love about her, Alexis is a girl who is truly gorgeous, she possesses a beauty like no other girl or person, like no other thing in life. Alexis has a pure heart and although she may look like a cute vampire at times she’s ultimately the most amazing and a truly perfect woman all around

Alexis is the best girl you’ll ever meet, she’ll make you smile like no other, feel joy like no other. Alexis is the best girl, the most attractive girl and all around a girl who won’t ever leave your mind,

She truly is something else, something extraordinary, a girl that will leave any man speechless, a girl that left this man speechless,

You’re perfect Alexis and don’t ever forget it
Alexis is the prettiest girl I’ve ever seen

Alexis is the most attractive girl I’ve ever seen
Alexis is perfection at its finest
by Bush head November 20, 2021
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